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Man Awakens To His Dog Eating His Testicle!!

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An Arkansas man awoke one morning to every man's worst nightmare…

His dog was eating one of his testicles!!

The man is paralyzed and has no feeling from the waist down.

Around 7:45am on Monday morning he was jarred awake by a "burning pain" in his mid-section.

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One Direction's Harry Styles Has Nuts Cracked On Stage By Flying Shoe! See The Video HERE!

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Don't mess with Harry's marbles, ladies — we may be wanting kids someday!

As One Direction performed in Scotland this afternoon, a frenzied female fan chucked her shoe on stage and Harry Styles somehow caught it!

Ha! How ridiculously silly!

Our five beautiful British boys, not without a sense of humor, stopped singing for a spell to have a laugh at the wacky turn of events!

And that's when

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George Clooney Is So Smooth He… IRONS HIS BALLS!!!

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You SLAY us, George! You absolutely slay us!

We're surprised anything still surprises us in the era of vaginal rejuvenation, but, when George Clooney dropped this bomb, our jaw hit the floor as our terrified testies ran for cover!

Friends, you might want to sit down for this one — the man with a million-dollar smile is a "ball ironer."

In regards to anti-aging procedures, George revealed:

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Bull Testicle Beer To Be Sold Nationwide!

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We previously mentioned that there was a company making a beer out of bull testicles!

Yuck!

It's called Rocky Mountain Oyster Stout, and it's flavored with 25 pounds of roasted bull testicles!

It all started as a joke, and then actually moved to a limited edition run of eight barrels of beer to be released at a beer festival.

Now it looks like the beer is going into legit production…

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Lance Armstrong On Dealing With Cancer Through Comedy

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Lance Armstrong sat down for his first interview since deciding not to fight the U.S. Anti-Doping Agency's charges anymore.

The interview was about comedy and cancer, how they intersect and the role of humor in healing.

Lance embraced humor to deal with his cancer diagnosis and recovery.

Even to this day, he still jokes, saying:

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Man With 100 Pound Scrotum Turns Down Free Surgery

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While we respect that this is his decision, we think this is pretty nuts.

The Dr. Oz Show offered to pay for the surgery, as long as they got exclusive interview rights.

Wesley Warren Jr. declined that opportunity.

Some people think it's because he didn't want the eyes of the public on him, but his reasons are much more blunt:

"Who would want to live like this? I just don't want to die during the operation."

The condition is caused by an excess of watery fluid collecting around his testicles.

What's strange is that he was even fundraising for the surgery, but now he's turning down the free one — regardless if it prevents him from holding down a job and makes it difficult for him to urinate properly.

We CAN understand his fear, though. The surgery is complicated and it carries the risk that his penis and testicles might be completely removed if they can't stop the bleeding. That, and other risks of course.

If you're living a happy and fulfilling life, Wesley, then we're all for you skipping out on the procedure.

If you're not, the risk is worth it.

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Get Your Dog (Or Horse Or Buffalo) New Man Parts With Plastic Surgery?!

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This is going WAAAY too far!

For those obsessed with plastic surgery, feeling regret over having their pup neutered or the just plain crazy, plastic surgeons are attaching new testicles to pooches.

Yep, we're not jerking ya. A new, prosthetic set of hardware for your dog.

Called Neuticles, over 550,000 pet owners have forked over between $119 (for XSmall) to $599 (XXLarge) to have their dogs, cats, horses bulls, monkeys, rats, and water buffalo fitted with a pair of fake testicles.

Gross. Gross. And more gross.

Nicole Malliotakis, a New York lawmaker, finds the idea appalling. She wants to ban the practice in the state, along with pet tattoos, earrings, tummy tucks and face lifts on pets.

But Neuticles founder Gregg Miller disagrees with her (duh!).

He states the following on the importance of fake doggie parts:

We know, they know, they're missing. With Neuticles, they don't know anything is gone.

Thoughts? Do you think Neuticles is a good idea?

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