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Miguel Dances Around His DUI Charge So Quickly It Makes Us Dizzy! Hear What He Said HERE!

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Like a captured TV soldier stonewalling his interrogators, Miguel wasn't giving out anything other than his name, rank, and serial number species!!

Cameras finally caught up to the talented artist after last month's DUI arrest, and you might be surprised by what he said!

Instead of clarification, he hit us with a mouthful of legalese!

Miguel revealed:

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WWE's Randy Orton BLASTED In The Shame Grapes By A Fan! Arrest Made!

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Have you ever been a fan of someone so much that you rush them where they work and then punch them really hard in the testicles??

NOPE! But THIS guys thinks it's okay to do that!

In the video (above), which is a little — okay, a lot — shaky at first, you see WWE star Randy Orton get WRECKED by a fan right in the diablo marbles! OUCH!

It's funny to listen to the fans, too! They almost thought this random dude was part of the show, until the music cut out and security rushed the stage! The fan was promptly arrested!

And for good reason!

Can't have random weirdos running up to the talent and slamming their seed factories! That's NO BUENO!

Hope the divorce dust has settled down, Randy! Get some ice!

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Man Awakens To His Dog Eating His Testicle!!

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An Arkansas man awoke one morning to every man's worst nightmare…

His dog was eating one of his testicles!!

The man is paralyzed and has no feeling from the waist down.

Around 7:45am on Monday morning he was jarred awake by a "burning pain" in his mid-section.

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One Direction's Harry Styles Has Nuts Cracked On Stage By Flying Shoe! See The Video HERE!

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Don't mess with Harry's marbles, ladies — we may be wanting kids someday!

As One Direction performed in Scotland this afternoon, a frenzied female fan chucked her shoe on stage and Harry Styles somehow caught it!

Ha! How ridiculously silly!

Our five beautiful British boys, not without a sense of humor, stopped singing for a spell to have a laugh at the wacky turn of events!

And that's when

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George Clooney Is So Smooth He… IRONS HIS BALLS!!!

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You SLAY us, George! You absolutely slay us!

We're surprised anything still surprises us in the era of vaginal rejuvenation, but, when George Clooney dropped this bomb, our jaw hit the floor as our terrified testies ran for cover!

Friends, you might want to sit down for this one — the man with a million-dollar smile is a "ball ironer."

In regards to anti-aging procedures, George revealed:

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