We feel your pain, Breezy! We're pissed off the hockey season was cancelled too!
There are few things more arousing than sweaty men on ice skates wrestling each other for money!
Still, your love for the San Jose Sharks is hardly a justification for fondling your undercarriage in public!
Did Chris Brown have a halfway decent reason for squeezing his testies outside of Hollywood's Roxbury last night? Besides the fact that he was leaving the exclusive establishment surrounded by his beefy security team with no Rihanna OR Karrueche Tran in sight!
Tags: chris brown, degrading gestures, domestic violence, love line, nhl, nhl lockout, rihanna, roxbury, san jose sharks, sighting, testicular cancer
A man was apparently digging through his medicine cabinet and found one of his ex-girlfriend's old pregnancy tests.
For no reason at all, most likely curiosity and boredom, he peed on the test.
And it came back positive! He was pregnant!
Tags: balls, cancer, crazy, nuts, positive, pregnancy, pregnancy test, pregnant, reddit, testicular cancer, tumor
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It's not the size of your explanation that matter's — it's how you use it!
Fred Willard was caught with his pants up on Thursday, entering and exiting his lawyer's office with his wife. After the week he's had, it's a safe bet this wasn't a meeting to discuss outstanding parking tickets.
Freddie got fingered by the cops for lewd conduct on Wednesday when he was allegedly seen cuddling his kielbasa in a XXX Hollywood theater.
Now he's claiming "it didn't happen" and the whole incident was all just a "big misunderstanding."
Fred seems like a trustworthy fella — maybe there it really was a mix-up?
Doctors do recommend regular self-examinations for testicular cancer!
[Image via Judy Eddy/WENN.]
Tags: fred willard, icky icky poo, legal matters, lewd conduct, testicular cancer, the yank
Happy Birthday, Cosmopolitan UK!!
And thanks for the present!!
For their 40th anniversary, the Cosmo across the pond found lookalike models to make all our birthday wishes come true — Prince William and Prince Harry in their birthday suits.
Raising awareness on prostate and testicular cancer for the Everyman charity, we'll look at this photo all day long if we need to!
[Image courtesy of Alison Jackson/Cosmopolitan UK.]
Tags: 40th birthday, cosmopolitan, everyman charity, naked, nude, nude photo, prince harry, prince william, prostate cancer, testicular cancer, uk
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