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New Best Mugshot EVER! This Guy Slept Through His Mugshot!!

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In Montgomery County, Texas, Christopher Shirley was found asleep in his pickup truck.

The problem is the vehicle was not only running, but also in reverse!!

Shirley was found outside a Walmart, asleep in his truck, backed into the rear of another car. When a passerby tried to wake him and couldn't, the authorities were called in. Medics said he eventually got out of his truck and he was totally high.

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Deputies performed a field sobriety test and found Shirley had trouble walking, slurred speech and was squinting a lot.

After that, he was arrested and taken to the police station for processing. That's when it was time for his mugshot and that's when he friggin' fell asleep AGAIN!! He must've been waaaaay messed up.

The 20-year-old man is charged with DWI and being held in Montgomery County Jail. Hopefully, he'll clean up his act after his mugshot gets plastered all over the internet.

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Jennifer Garner Didn't Know She Was Pretty Until College! Say What?!

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When you wake up every morning next to mega-hunk Ben Affleck, it's hard not to think you're the slightest bit attractive.

However, according to the March issue of Southern Living, Jennifer Garner didn't realize her hotness potential until later in life!

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Born in Texas and raised in West Virginia, the 42-year-old had a traditional Southern upbringing where she was taught by her mom that brains are always above beauty!

She said:

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Student Says His Texas School Kicked Him Out Because He Was Gay!

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Ugh!

A 17-year-old student named Austin says the school he was attending forced him to leave because he was gay.

The school had found out about this because of a YouTube channel Austin was operating that posted videos of himself trying to encourage other teens to feel OK with coming out with their sexual preference.

However the school's principal recently called Austin to his office where he told Austin the following

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4th Grader Suspended From Texas School For Saying He Could Use The Lord Of The Rings 'One Ring' To Make A Friend 'Disappear!'

Filed under: Wacky, Tacky & TrueCrazzzzySchool

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This is so ridiculous!

A little kid was playing make believe with a friend when his Texas elementary school decided to suspend him for it.

Well, it all started when Jason Steward took his son Aiden to see The Hobbit: The Battle of Five Armies.

His son, like most kids after seeing a Tolkien movie, was all about playing fantasy. Jason said:

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Terrible Mystery: Dozens Of Dogs Have Disappeared In North Texas

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This is so crazy and just pure awful!

In Wise County, in Northern Texas, at least 40 dogs have mysteriously vanished over several weeks and no one knows why.

Dozens of area residents have reported their dogs had disappeared from their yards and porches all across the county.

The worst part is the police have almost nothing to go on!

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There's no physical evidence and the only clue is a suspicious car that was reported in the vicinity of one of the dog disappearances.

But there's no suspect description or even any details about the vehicle.

David Walker, a local sheriff, said:

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Selena Gomez Takes Cara Delevingne Home To Meet Her Family During Pre-Christmas Festivities!

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Cara Delevingne gets around, LOLz!

After spending a LOT of time with bestie Kendall Jenner in early December, the model spent the last few days before Christmas with Kendall's recently reconciled friend — Selena Gomez!!

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The two were spotted shopping together in Dallas on Monday, where they reportedly hit up Victoria's Secret and Tiffany & Co.

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Jessica Simpson Has The Most Beautiful Family! And The Matriarch Ain't Lookin' So Bad Herself!

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Aww!

They just seem to keep on looking better and better!

Jessica Simpson was accompanied by her family this past Saturday at a popular department store in Dallas called Belk.

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But it wasn't anything to buy in the store that could beat Jessica and her ah-mazing lovely family!

And they were ALL there including the father of her beautiful kids, Eric Johnson!

In one super cute photo the poppa held both Maxwell and Ace while Jessica looked lovingly at them!

And is it just us or does

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