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There Comes A Time, Kimosabe, When The Official Lone Ranger Trailer Is RELEASED!

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And that time is NOW!

Two months ago we were treated to a small but ACTION-PACKED preview of Disney's latest collaborative effort with Johnny Depp when Armie Hammer premiered footage for The Lone Ranger while making an appearance on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno, but now, the official theatrical trailer has dropped…and while we could have already told you that this flick is going to be a visual STUNNER, we also now are better clued in this remake's narrative!

Ch-ch-check out Pirates of the Caribbean director Gore Verbinski's take on the wild, wild west (above)!

For those unfamiliar with the original series, the story focuses on The Social Network star as a masked Texas Ranger who fights injustice alongside Captain Jack Sparrow his Native American spirit guide, Tonto!

And from the looks of this update, they may also be fighting speeding, broken down trains, Helena Bonham Carter, and disagreeable horses!

Looks like the perfect mix of action, humor, and SEKSI men, as far as we're concerned!

Consider us first in line when this one drops into theaters! How about U?!

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Chuck Norris Becomes An Honorary Texas Ranger

Filed under: TV NewsWacky, Tacky & TrueSilly!

chuck norris becomes a texas ranger

Chuck Norris has decided to honor Texas by allowing them the privilege of designating him as an Honorary Texas Ranger.

Why did it take until now for him to become a Texas Ranger, you might ask?

Chuck Norris could have become a Texas Ranger at any time, but he knew that if he were to join the group, lots of good men would be fired because all crime would immediately cease in Texas out of fear of Chuck Norris, which would make other rangers' jobs obsolete, so he decided to wait until now to join up on a solely honorary basis in an effort to keep Texas Rangers employed.

Congratulations, Chuck! We're sure that all of Texas will be able to sleep easier knowing that you're out there just in case the other less perfect Texas Rangers ever slip up.

Do U think Chuck Norris deserves to be an Honorary Texas Ranger? This is of course a rhetorical question because Chuck Norris deserves to be everything good, all the time.

[Image via WENN.]

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