Texting & Driving Could Result In Getting A Metal Pole Jammed Up Your Butthole — We WISH This Was A Joke!
No, this is not Final Destination. It's real life.
Colorado resident Christina Jahnz recently experienced the pole fail to end all pole fails — when she was impaled through her butt and upper thigh as a result of texting and driving!
If this isn't reason enough to put your damn phones down, we don't know what is!
In an interview with 9News, Miz Jahnz revealed she was texting a friend when the scary ordeal unfolded in a split second: