We redneckonize, we absolutely do!
Country legend Brad Paisley wrote a little ditty for Jimmy Kimmel Live on Wednesday, and it was ah-maaaaazing!!
Ready for a song that'll BLOW your mind and penetrate your soul so deeply you'd swear you were being topped by Zac Efron?
Let your eardrums marinate in the sweet sound of The Ballad of Honey Boo Boo (above)!
This is a watershed moment in human cultural evolution! The world is somehow different to us now, more vibrant.
Thank you, Brad and Honey Boo Boo Child, for guiding us ever so gently to this better place.
Srsly, folks. If The Ballad of Honey Boo Boo doesn't moisten your eye-corners and make you proud to be an American, well, then, you might just have to listen one more time!