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Matt Damon Doesn't Bother Saving Stephen Colbert's Life! OMG! Watch The Bloody Video Here!

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If you're ever caught in a life and death situation, you better hope a Hollywood movie star is around to save you!

That's what Stephen Colbert was hoping for after featuring a segment on his show last night about celebrities who have been in the right place at the right time to rescue those in need.

But as big a star as Matt Damon is, he had no interest in helping Stephen escape from a tipped over soda machine! All he wanted to do was talk about his new movie Elysium!

Damon must have been the guest that Colbert was just DYING to get…because he died while interviewing him!

OK, not really. But the Comedy Central props department definitely ran out of fake blood after this bit!

LOLz!!!

Ch-ch-check out Matty D doing what he does best - roughing up late night talk show hosts! Press PLAY below!

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Stephen Colbert Puts His Own Spin On Brad Paisley's Accidental Racist With Some Help From Alan Cumming! Watch HERE!

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That Stephen Colbert is always up to no good, and that's why we LOVE him!

Recently, country music star Brad Paisley has been under fire for his controversial collaboration with LL Cool J on Accidental Racist, so naturally the comedian had to throw in his two cents!

After dissecting the lyrics for analysis, Stephen concluded that the tune had done its job by getting people of all races to agree on one thing:

"This song sucks!"

He sure has a way with words!

And the jokes didn't end there, as he decided to

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Watch Bill Clinton Join The Twitterverse With A Little Help From Stephen Colbert!

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Stephen Colbert has a serious knack for getting silly with politicians on his HIGHlarious show, The Colbert Report, and Bill Clinton was no exception!

The former president appeared on the show to talk about the Clinton Global Initiative (above), but the comedian had a little something up his sleeve!

When the subject of social media came up, Stephen asked Bill why he isn't more active with websites such as Twitter. Well, it turns out he's just as insecure as the rest of us, saying:

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Tom Cruise's Scientology OBSESSION Explained By… Stephen Colbert?

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If there's one dude unafraid to live on Xenu's bad side, it's the sultan of political satire, Stephen Colbert!

On last night's Report, Pulitzer Prize winning author Lawrence Wright discussed Going Clear: Scientology, Hollywood, and the Prison of Belief, his latest book on the abuse handed out by Scientology leader David Miscavige.

Was John Travolta one of the abused?

We sure hope not!

Steve and Larry's fascinating discussion explores Tom Cruise's reputation-damaging affiliation with the religion.

Find out why the A-list actor continues destroying his credibility with Scientology…AFTER THE JUMP!!!

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Jon Stewart And Stephen Colbert Don't Want To Influence Voters — But Probably Will Anyway

Even though The Daily Show and The Colbert Report dedicate a combined five hours of television a week to criticizing the political system and the media outlets reporting on it, the hosts do not intend to influence voters.

Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert appeared on Jimmy Kimmel Live on Thursday night and when the host brought up their political influence over a particular demographic of viewers, the comedians played it coy.

Colbert, for example, joked:

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Donald Trump Might Still Put Stephen Colbert's Ballsack In His Pudding Hole!

Oh, Donald!

Every time you open your mouth you invite someone to use it as a scrotum holster!!

Just as Donald Trump extended his "heartwarming extortion" to President Obama because of Hurricane Sandy, Stephen Colbert is extending his!

Ch-ch-check out a clip from last night's Colbert Report (above), where Stephen graciously gives Donald extra time to open wide for charity, LOLz!!

Come on, Mizter Trump!!

If you really loved philanthropy, you'd close your eyes, open wide, and earn your favorite charity a cool $1 mil!!

Right? Riiiiiight?

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Stephen Colbert Persuades Donald Trump To Suck On His Testicles For $1 Mil!

Now this is an offer we can get behind! Or under, as it were!

Donald Trump learned the hard way yesterday that, when you open your mouth to say something silly, you might find that vacuum suddenly filled with Stephen Colbert dangly ball-sack!!

After Donald announced he would only donate $5 mil to charity if President Obama catered to the real estate mogul's outrageous whims, Stephen countered with an unusual proposition of his own!

Ch-ch-check out this clip from The Colbert Report (above), for the most HIGHlariously indecent proposal we've seen in a long while!!

So whatya say, Mizter Trump?

Ready to close your eyes and open your mouth for a good cause!

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