Sorry, sorry - Miley Cyrus can do the crab.
Just a little slip up there.
In her continuing quest to appear more "edgy", Miley appeared in a YouTube video with some unknown boyband named Varsity Fanclub to show off her "dancing" skills.
Somehow, Iyaz got caught up in this stoopidity too.
Waste two minutes of your life if you want to see Miley perform The Crab by watching the video above.
No one will judge you if you don't.