Rihanna Sprouts Barbadian Babe-Bonerz For Brad Pitt & Sofia Vergara!!
What happens when we die?
Did Leonardo DiCaprio's spinning top falter at the end of Inception??
Is there a genetic reason why blondes have more fun?!
We would rather answer those mind-bending questions a billion times over than be subjected to the impossible queries Ellen DeGeneres presented to Rihanna!!
RiRi played a rousing round of "Who Would You Rather" yesterday, but choosing between ultra-bangable celebs is harder than it looks!
Ch-ch-check out our rude gal growing positively tingly at the prospect sharing her California Queen Bed with Brad Pitt (above)!
Ri moistens her mind-vagina for Sofia Vergara, and is asked to play for either Team Jacob or Team Edward, but that's just a prelude to the madness!
Ellen's real coup de grâce?
Asking the singer to choose between two beautiful and equally bangable boy-toys, Channing Tatum and Ryan Gosling!!!
Ugh!!! Trick question!!
We choose both! WE CHOOSE BOTH!
Tags: brad pitt, california king bed, channing tatum, ellen degeneres, inception, leonardo dicaprio, rihanna, robert pattinson, ryan gosling, sofia vergara, taylor lautner, team edward, team jacob, the ellen degeneres show, tv news, who would you rather


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