C'mon, Breezy — haven't F.A.M.E. and Fortune filled your pockets aplenty already?!
Chris Brown turns 24 on
May 5 Cinco de Mayo and he couldn't be more excited!!
The Don't Judge Me singer is celebrating the momentous occasion tonight with a brilliant birthday bash and, guess what, YOU'RE INVITED!!!
As long as you're willing to pay him a crapload of cash first!
See, the man who mercilessly beat Rihanna in 2009 is throwing himself a super-spectacular shindig at El Lay's Emerson Theater, but tickets will cost you $100 at the door!
He announced the wonderful news via Twitter earlier: