And we're not sure which one is more intimidating…
Sure, the Expendables have bigger muscles, guns and are surrounded by flames, but look at the size of Jonah Hill's aviators! Ha!
Both The Watch and The Expendables 2 have released new promotional posters and each feature a less-than-inspiring tag line. The action movie's poster boasts that Sylvester Stallone and his crew are "back for war," while the comedy simply asks, "Got protection?"
Not sure about U guys, but we think they both could have used a boost in creativity.
All The Expendables 2 needs to do is emphasize that Chuck Norris and Jean-Claude Van Damme are suiting up for the all-star action epic and the children of the 80s/90s will come running to the box office.
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These dudes (and dudettes) are bad@ss!!
The Expendables 2 is still a few months away but we’re giving you a first glimpse of what the superstar cast will look like kicking butts at a theater near you.
Sylvester Stallone, Jason Statham, Jet Li, Randy Couture, Dolph Lundgren, and Terry Crews all return after surviving the first round of explosions and madness.
The legendary Bruce Willis and
Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger are back, too, with even BIGGER roles!
We’re not sure how they forgot to include
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We're sure a lot of people are looking forward to watching Sylvester Stallone blow shizz up on the same screen as Arnold Schwarzenegger in The Expendables 2 this summer, but that is only a TASTE of what is to come.
It has just been announced that the two action icons will once again appear on the big screen together in a thriller called The Tomb.
Stallone will play
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We would have been pissed if that had happened to us!
This week, Arnold Schwarzenegger took a cue from the Perezzers and decided to visit India…but unfortunately he wasn't granted access to the Taj Mahal when he tried to get in!
We're hearing that the location was closed to tourists this morning "due to Muslim prayer sessions."
Ah well! With all the money he's making from The Expendables 2, we have a feeling he'll have no problem setting up a second trip to see the Taj if he doesn't make it there this time!
Have u ever visited the Taj Mahal? Any aspirations to travel to India in the future???
[Image via AP Images.]
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Sorry Arnie, but we gotta say it:
You're looking old! Perhaps you've held your last grenade launcher.
The teaser trailer for The Expendables II has just been released and it looks exaclty how you would think it would. Lots of guns, guys and goodies that go kaboom!
But Liam Hemsworth? Now, don't get us wrong - the boy is SMOKIN! But his brother was Thor! THOR! Wielding a mighty hammer and everything. Sounds more befitting of this congregation than the kid of The Last Song.
Then again, maybe they have seen an early cut of The Hunger Games.
OMG! Is there an early cut of The Hunger Games?! Can we see it to???
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Feast your eyes, men who were pre-teenagers at some point during the 90s! Your childhood dreams have come true!!!
Check out the newly released poster (above) for The Expendables 2, which features EVERY action icon EVER, including a prominently placed Chuck Norris!!!!!!
Chuck Norris isn't featured in The Expendables 2…….The Expendables 2 is featured in Chuck Norris.
We know the first one was pretty bad, and this will probably also be bad…but we can't help but be excited after seeing this poster!
Which action icon are U most excited to see in The Expendables 2???
[Image via JoBlo.]
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Liam and Bruce sittin' in a tree………
Back in September, we heard that Liam Hemsworth had signed on to The Expendables 2 in the role of a sniper!
Now, we're hearing that Liam will likely be spending EVEN MORE time with Bruce Willis, because he's currently the frontrunner for the role of John McClane's son in
Die Hard 5: Die Harderer A Good Day to Die Hard.
Other actors up for the role include Breaking Bad's Aaron Paul and Gotti: In the Shadow of my Father's Ben Foster.
We def think Liam could be an inneresting choice for this role…although
Jesse Aaron could be a good pick as well!
Who would U like to see as Bruce's son in
A Die Hard Day's Night the fifth Die Hard flick???
[Images via WENN.]
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