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The Hobbit Gets Parodied In A Peen-Hardening Porn Called The Knobbit! Dirty Deets HERE!

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Oh, porno parodies! You're just the gifts that keep on giving!

Wood Rocket, the pornographic production company that previously whetted your man-whistle with their super seksi flick Game of Bones, is back with another totally titillating tale of fantasy-infused f**king!

Get ready for The Knobbit! Yup, it's the age old tale of an adventure-loving a porn-loving Hobbit Knobbit named Bilbo Dildo who leaves The Shire one day in search of excitement poontang!

Eventually Dilbo and his best bro Gandalf Glandalf (get it? GET IT?) stumble across a creepy sexy old young cave dweller named Gollum Ball 'Em!

Ball 'Em, played by a seXXXy porn starlet named Violet Monroe, desperately craves her "precious" peen. Yeah, she goes so far as to wrap Dildo's dangling manhood in a magic c**k ring and

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MTV Movie Awards 2014: Complete Winners List!

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What a night!

The popcorn has been won, Conan O'Brien's hosting duties are over, and Zac Efron's shirt has FINALLY COME OFF!

NOTHING. ELSE. MATTERS.

LOLz! We kid, we kiiiiddd!!

Of course there are other important things from tonight… Ya know, like who the big winners were!

Curious to see who walked away with a golden popcorn?

Ch-ch-check out the full list of winners…AFTER THE JUMP!!!

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Ed Sheeran Was High On MDMA When Peter Jackson Asked Him To Write A Song For The Hobbit? What The Fili!

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We know Hobbits occasionally like smoking some weed, but Ed Sheeran tripping is an Unexpected Journey!

In a recent interview, Ed admitted to experimenting with the drug MDMA while in Ibiza this past October as he was celebrating the wedding of his producer, Jake Gosling:

"If I was ever going to try it, it would've been there."

Ed! You…shall not…pass a drug test! We hope this was a one time thing, and that our favorite red head (aside from Bombur) isn't petting MDMA, whispering "Preciousssss" to it!

However, just as he was peaking as high as the Misty Mountains, he got

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The Hollywood Walk Of Fame Is About To Get SeXXXier! Orlando Bloom Is The Next Celeb Getting A Star!

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He’s the 22nd highest-grossing movie actor of ALL TIME! So of course Orlando Bloom deserves a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame!

The Lord of the Rings and Pirates stud will be honored on El Lay’s famous sidewalk next month, April 2nd, in a special ceremony!

The British-born Bloom will no doubt be recognized for his film performances with a camera emblem under his name. Although he has done his fair share of theater, including his Broadway debut in Romeo and Juliet last year!

We just wonder if his ex Miranda Kerr will be on hand with Flynn for this special occasion??

Congratz, Orlando!

You’re a star!

[Image via BauerGriffinOnline.]

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Golem Has A Brand New Precious! Hobbit Star Andy Serkis Will Direct Warner Bros.' Jungle Book!

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What in the name of Gondor?

If you thought the Little Mermaid/Frozen crossover was intense, then this will REALLY blow your mind!

Andy Serkis, best known for playing Golem in all six of Peter Jackson's Middle-Earth movies, has been selected to direct a live-action remake of The Jungle Book!

Though Andy has indeed been honing his skills as the second unit director on The Hobbit movies, this is quite simply a shocking move!!!

So, how did all of this happen?

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Gravity Wins The Award For Best Visual Effects At The 2014 Oscars!

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Houston, we definitely don't have a problem here!

Gravity got off to a strong start in the technical categories as it won the award for Best Visual Effects at the 2014 Oscars!

The film managed to beat out some strong competition, including The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug, Iron Man 3, The Lone Ranger, Star Trek Into Darkness!

We can't really argue with this pick here! Those effects were out of this world!!

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Evangeline Lilly Wears The Pants For DuJour!

Evangeline Lilly is pretty in pants for a DuJour spread!

What’s up, sexy pants??

Evangeline Lilly not only makes a glorious Wood-elf in The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug, she also makes a stunning model for her spread in this month’s DuJour magazine!

The gorgeous actress poses idly in mostly menswear-inspired attire for the Eric Ray Davidson-lensed photos, and looks pretty HAWT doing it!

She rocks a Hugo Boss blazer, Alice + Olivia pants, a tank and trousers from Holmes & Yang, and finally a blouse and pants from Dolce & Gabbana.

But we’re especially mesmerized by her golden-flicked hair and captivating cateye makeup!!

See what we mean (below)!

[Image via Eric Ray Davidson/DuJour Magazine.]

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