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If You Didn't Think The The Hobbit Could Get Any More EPIC, Just Check Out The First Trailer For The Battle Of The Five Armies!

Sir Ian McKellen is back! Orlando Bloom is back! Cate Blanchett is back! Martin Freeman and Benedict Cumberbatch are back!

Is that five armies? We kinda lost count…

Oh, whatever! The point is, the final chapter of The Hobbit is coming, and it looks more epic that any before! How? Um, magic, we guess.

Ch-ch-check out the video (above) to see what Legolas' elf eyes see - the first trailer for The Hobbit: The Battle Of The Five Armies!

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The Hobbit Gets Parodied In A Peen-Hardening Porn Called The Knobbit! Dirty Deets HERE!

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Oh, porno parodies! You're just the gifts that keep on giving!

Wood Rocket, the pornographic production company that previously whetted your man-whistle with their super seksi flick Game of Bones, is back with another totally titillating tale of fantasy-infused f**king!

Get ready for The Knobbit! Yup, it's the age old tale of an adventure-loving a porn-loving Hobbit Knobbit named Bilbo Dildo who leaves The Shire one day in search of excitement poontang!

Eventually Dilbo and his best bro Gandalf Glandalf (get it? GET IT?) stumble across a creepy sexy old young cave dweller named Gollum Ball 'Em!

Ball 'Em, played by a seXXXy porn starlet named Violet Monroe, desperately craves her "precious" peen. Yeah, she goes so far as to wrap Dildo's dangling manhood in a magic c**k ring and

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MTV Movie Awards 2014: Complete Winners List!

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What a night!

The popcorn has been won, Conan O'Brien's hosting duties are over, and Zac Efron's shirt has FINALLY COME OFF!

NOTHING. ELSE. MATTERS.

LOLz! We kid, we kiiiiddd!!

Of course there are other important things from tonight… Ya know, like who the big winners were!

Curious to see who walked away with a golden popcorn?

Ch-ch-check out the full list of winners…AFTER THE JUMP!!!

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Ed Sheeran Was High On MDMA When Peter Jackson Asked Him To Write A Song For The Hobbit? What The Fili!

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We know Hobbits occasionally like smoking some weed, but Ed Sheeran tripping is an Unexpected Journey!

In a recent interview, Ed admitted to experimenting with the drug MDMA while in Ibiza this past October as he was celebrating the wedding of his producer, Jake Gosling:

"If I was ever going to try it, it would've been there."

Ed! You…shall not…pass a drug test! We hope this was a one time thing, and that our favorite red head (aside from Bombur) isn't petting MDMA, whispering "Preciousssss" to it!

However, just as he was peaking as high as the Misty Mountains, he got

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The Hollywood Walk Of Fame Is About To Get SeXXXier! Orlando Bloom Is The Next Celeb Getting A Star!

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He’s the 22nd highest-grossing movie actor of ALL TIME! So of course Orlando Bloom deserves a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame!

The Lord of the Rings and Pirates stud will be honored on El Lay’s famous sidewalk next month, April 2nd, in a special ceremony!

The British-born Bloom will no doubt be recognized for his film performances with a camera emblem under his name. Although he has done his fair share of theater, including his Broadway debut in Romeo and Juliet last year!

We just wonder if his ex Miranda Kerr will be on hand with Flynn for this special occasion??

Congratz, Orlando!

You’re a star!

[Image via BauerGriffinOnline.]

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