Home Videos Photos

All tag results for the matrix

Keanu Reeves' Excellent South American Adventure With Legion Of Fans Gets Him All Wet! Pics HERE!

Filed under: SIGHtingKeanu ReevesGIFs

keanu reeves uruguay sighting rainy day excellent adventure

The Matrix star may be able to dodge bullets, but he can't dodge rain drops! No one can do that! That's just silly!

Keanu Reeves has played everything from a samurai to a time traveling valley boi, but we've never seen him in this role before!

Cameras caught the 49-year-old action star vacationing in Uruguay this week, but it almost looked like he was in character as the patron saint of Punta Del Este because everywhere he went there were a litany of locals following his every move!

We're not sure why he picked that spot, but considering the torrential downpour, we're inclined to think he was there for the fifty year storm they talk about in Point Break!!!

Yes!!! Maybe the whole city was out in full force because they wanted to watch him catch his first tube!!! Agent Johnny Utah? More like Agent Johnny Uruguay, LOLz!!

Either way, it's great Keanu still has so many fans!! Maybe he'll let them be extras in Speed Tres: Cruz Control!

See more pics of the 47 Ronin star in action (below)!

[Image via Ramey Pix.]

Tags: , , , , , , , , ,

Laurence Fishburne Gives Kia The Super Bowl Ad Red Pill It Deserves! Watch The Visually Stunning Matrix-Like Special FX HERE!

There is no spoon!!

Morpheus is back as Laurence Fisburne steps into the mirrored sunglasses and trench coat once again, but this time it's to announce that Kia's trying their hand at luxury cars — and it's all for the Super Bowl's impressive line up of ads!

This one comes out of nowhere, but wow, it really makes quite the visually-stunning turn at the end!

Sure, we'd love it if there were a few more more Muppets, but hello, The Matrix! Morpheus!

Get blown away (above)!

Tags: , , , , , , , , ,

Andy & Lana Wachowski Take Their Talents To Netflix! Learn About Their New TV Show HERE!

Filed under: TV News

andy lana wachowski netflix sens8 scifi arrested development house of cards

IMAX 3D it ain't!

We aren't saying the Wachowskis hate movie theaters or anything, but the Cloud Atlas and The Matrix trilogy directors appear to be switching to a considerably more intimate medium!

Who knows, maybe they just hate movie theater popcorn!? LOLz!!

Andy & Lana Wachowski are teaming up with Netflix to produce episodic sci-fi content!

Details to the upcoming 10-episode show, Sens8, are sparse, but the science fiction drama is described as

Tags: , , , , , , , , , , ,

Permalink / Comments Off / Email this  »

Nicole Scherzinger Is A DayGlo Matrix-Esque Boomerang In FIERCE New Music Video! Watch HERE!

She really is wasting no time at all, is she?!

And with such a catchy track - and now, such STUNNING visuals - we can't say we blame her!

Only a few short days after Boomerang hit the interwebz, Nicole Scherzinger has dropped her music video for the track, which is VERY much in the same aesthetic of the single's cover design - black and white and SERIOUS splashes of dayglo fun!

Give it a watch (above)!

Feels a bit like if

Tags: , , , , , , , , , , , , ,

Anderson Cooper Dodges Rockets On Twitter This Time, But Fires Back Too!

Filed under: TV NewsGay Gay GayAnderson CooperTwitter

anderson-cooper-gaza-strip-warzone-twitter-feuds sexual orientation

The Silver Fox truly is a death-defying diva!

While Anderson Cooper dodges rockets in Gaza like Neo from The Matrix, he must also defend himself from personal attacks here at home.

The newsman risks his life to illuminate the realities of this escalating Middle-Eastern crisis!

Instead of thanking him, some of Twitter's bottom-feeders snipe at him from the darkest corners of the internet, assuming Anderson is too preoccupied to defend himself.

You know what they say about assumptions! They make an "ass" out of "u" and…. uh, "mptions"?

When one anonymous bigot suggested Coop deserved to be the victim of violence because of his sexual orientation, he fired right back!

He responded:

We love it!

He's fighting this tweet-war on many fronts, though — ch-ch-check out more of our favorite correspondent's bad-ass responses…AFTER THE JUMP!!!

Tags: , , , , , , , , , , , , ,

Pennsylvania Voter Records Evidence Of Anti-Obama Electronic Ballot Tampering At Polls!

Filed under: PolitikBarack ObamaTech Talk

Ahhh! We gave the machines too much power!

In all started when we enabled them to do electronic banking and, apparently, allowing them to "count" up our votes is another step in the wrong direction!

Ch-ch-check out the vid from a concerned voter in PA who hoped to re-elect President Obama, but was thwarted by the evil robot overlord (above)!

Every time this civic-minded citizen tried to choose the Prez, evil-tronic voting machine forced him to cast his vote for Mittens!

Of course, we have no proof this is a robot conspiracy, but the only alternative is believing the Republicans participated in voter fraud!

It's time to defend yourselves against the robot apocalypse!!

These automated killers are already monitoring our diets, forcing us to bow down for snacks, and disguising themselves to look human!

We're living in the prequel to The Matrix, but Keanu Reeves isn't here to save us!!!

Our machine oppressors already run faster than cheetahs, and they're six times as smart!!

We're all DOOMED!

P.S. The polls are almost closed; don't forget to vote!!

Tags: , , , , , , , , , , , , ,

Vivacious Violinist Dazzles With Super Speed And Awesome Acrobatics!

Filed under: Music MinuteInspirationReality TV

Bravo! Bravo! BRAVO!

This gracious gurlie must be the lovechild of Yo-Yo Ma and Trinity from The Matrix!!

Nope!

It turns out Lindsey Stirling is actually a phenomenal young musician from Orange County who was once a quarter-finalist on America's Got Talent!

Talent she certainly has!!

Ch-Ch-Check her out (above) as she shreds faster than Eddie Van Halen while maintaing the elegant composure of a top-tier Russian ballerina!

We absolutely LOVE this video!

Tags: , , , , , , ,