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Pennsylvania Voter Records Evidence Of Anti-Obama Electronic Ballot Tampering At Polls!

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Ahhh! We gave the machines too much power!

In all started when we enabled them to do electronic banking and, apparently, allowing them to "count" up our votes is another step in the wrong direction!

Ch-ch-check out the vid from a concerned voter in PA who hoped to re-elect President Obama, but was thwarted by the evil robot overlord (above)!

Every time this civic-minded citizen tried to choose the Prez, evil-tronic voting machine forced him to cast his vote for Mittens!

Of course, we have no proof this is a robot conspiracy, but the only alternative is believing the Republicans participated in voter fraud!

It's time to defend yourselves against the robot apocalypse!!

These automated killers are already monitoring our diets, forcing us to bow down for snacks, and disguising themselves to look human!

We're living in the prequel to The Matrix, but Keanu Reeves isn't here to save us!!!

Our machine oppressors already run faster than cheetahs, and they're six times as smart!!

We're all DOOMED!

P.S. The polls are almost closed; don't forget to vote!!

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Vivacious Violinist Dazzles With Super Speed And Awesome Acrobatics!

Filed under: Music MinuteInspirationReality TV

Bravo! Bravo! BRAVO!

This gracious gurlie must be the lovechild of Yo-Yo Ma and Trinity from The Matrix!!

Nope!

It turns out Lindsey Stirling is actually a phenomenal young musician from Orange County who was once a quarter-finalist on America's Got Talent!

Talent she certainly has!!

Ch-Ch-Check her out (above) as she shreds faster than Eddie Van Halen while maintaing the elegant composure of a top-tier Russian ballerina!

We absolutely LOVE this video!

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When The Matrix Entered Office Space…

Filed under: Film FlickersSilly!Keanu Reeves

This is no missed opportunity: a few clever minds with some editing skills have come up with one HIGHlarious mash up — we're not even talkin' music here.

We're talking mashing up The Matrix with Office Space.

Most specifically, having Neo hide from the ever oppressive Lumbergh!!

Both movies came out in 1999, so it's only fitting…

Take the red pill and check out the cleverness of it all (above)!

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Steven Spielberg Wants Chris Hemsworth To Start A Robopocalypse!

Spielberg Wants Chris Hemsworth Not KStew For Robopocalypse

He's gonna make you a star, kid!

Oh wait, you're already a star, LOLz!!

Steven Spielberg, hard at work on storyboarding Robopocalypse, wants to cast the almighty Thor Chris Hemsworth himself!!

Yes!!

Writer Drew Goddard began inking the script before Daniel Wilson even finished the novel that was serving as the source material!

Spielberg says Robopocalypse will have similar themes to other popular sci-fi robot-y films, e.g. Matrix and Terminator.

This flick sounds amazeballz — we seriously hope Chris decides to hop onboard!

[Image via PNP/WENN.]

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Don't Wake Chris Brown Up! Check Out His New Music Video HERE!

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Oh man! It looks like SOMEONE just got around to watching Inception!

Ch-ch-check out the latest music video from Chris Brown for his single Don't Wake Me Up, off of his upcoming album Fortune. The video features some pretty fantastic dreamlike imagery that makes us think of The Matrix, Alice in Wonderland, and Neverending Story in one clean sweep (above)!

Oh, and a little Fast & Furious thrown in for good measure!

Actually very very cool!

The visuals are STUNNING! And suit the aesthetic of the song perfectly!

We're feeling this! How about U??

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Channing Tatum & Mila Kunis To Star In Secretive Sci-Fi Jupiter Ascending!!!

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There's no way this movie can suck!

The Wachowkis brought us The Matrix, and now they're making Jupiter Ascending with Channing Tatum and Mila Kunis!

The Warner Bros. sci-fi plot is being kept TOP SECRET!!! But if we know anything about that, it means

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Sad Keanu Is Going To Direct A Kung-Fu Movie!

Filed under: Film FlickersKeanu Reeves

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Hopefully this will give him something to smile about!

Keanu Reeves is reportedly getting off his sad bench and in negotiations with the China Film Group and Village Roadshow to not only star in, but also direct a film that he wrote, named Man of Tai Chi, which is a Mandarin and English language kung-fu story!

Apparently, the flick would also star Tiger Chen, who was part of the kung-fu team that helped the actor prepare for his iconic role in The Matrix!

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