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Kanye West's Yeezus Movie Is Happening & One Of Lindsay Lohan's Pals Is Writing It!

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Insanity! Absolute INSANITY!

Just finding out that Kanye West is commissioning a Yeezus-inspired film is big enough news to blow away our britches, but we never would've guessed which creative genius he has tapped to take a crack at the film's script!

Here's a hint: The last feature flick this dude penned stared Lindsay Lohan & a plethora of porn stars!

Yup, we're talking about Canyons scribe Bret Easton Ellis!

In a recent interview with Vice, the scandalous author took questions on the project.

He revealed:

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Bret Easton Ellis & His 50 Tweets Of Boring, Subtle Discrimination

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Chris Pine played a spaceship captain without ever leaving Earth!

Alexander Skarsgard plays a bloodsucking fiend even though he only eats those tasty Swedish meatballs they sell at Ikea.

Ryan Gosling played an an anti-social getaway driver and he doesn't even know how to drive stick!

We fabricated that last example, but you get our point!!

Actors — even the pretty ones — are skilled at pretending to be someone they are not!

Nevertheless, Bret Easton Ellis maintains his wacky position that Matt Bomer assuming the role of Christian Grey is "ludicrous."

Let's look at some of his recent Twitter vomit:

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