Golf is pretty calculated sport, but whoever decided to put Tiger Woods on the team for The Ryder Cup was a friggin math whiz!
You see, The Ryder Cup is the most prestigious events in the golf circuit. It pits the best players from Europe against US players and considering that Tiger hasn't really been up to par as of late, it seems fishy that he would be chosen.
But see, its not and team captain Corey Pavin knows it. He knows that by adding Tiger to the roster, it won't just be ESPN following the games - the whole world will tune in. (He's a notorious scummy playboy, remember? The world still cares about that!)
Tiger phoned in on a press conference to announce how proud he was to be selected, but pride is the last thing he should feel right now. You weren't picked for your putting, BB! You were picked for the amount of women you've showed your putter to!
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