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Ben Affleck's Parking Ticket Fiasco Is Amusingly Insignificant!

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Ben Affleck, what were you thinking?!

The Gigli star isn't immune to the occasional lapse in judgement, but what kind of Daredevil takes their kids shopping mall-ratting in Santa Monica and forgets to feed the meter??

Ben was downright Dazed & Confused on Wednesday when he returned to his vehicle to find a parking ticket pinned to his windshield!

We aren't sure what your infraction was, but it isn't the end of the world Armageddon, bro!

At least the meter maid didn't fit your tire with a boot. That would've been The Sum of All Fears!

We aren't sure what kind of Paycheck the A-lister pulled in for Argo, but we're betting Ben won't be looking at scripts for Pearl Harbor 2: Banzai Zombies Must Die! to recoup the cash!!

Just promise to drive more safely, Mr. Affleck! Seraphina and Violet are perezcious cargo and we'd hate to see you get another ticket for Changing Lanes in an intersection!

Oh, and, uh… Reindeer Games!

[Image via Splash News.]

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Will Chris Pine Shoot Keira Knightley With His Pump-Action Porridge Bazooka?

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That's for Paramount and director Kenneth Branagh to decide!

You see, Jack Ryan — the book smart yet action-capable CIA superstar from a whole slew of Tom Clancy novels — needs himself a wife for a few upcoming films.

Keira Knightley is now the front-runner to land the three-picture deal playing the female lead, but nothing is set in stone.

Freckles Evangeline Lilly and Felicity Jones are also waiting in the wings. We admit, those are pretty effin' sexy plan Bs!

Star Trek vet Chris Pine is already set to

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