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New Fantastic Four Movie's Thing Has No Penis! See The Crushing Picture Proof!

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Poor Jamie Bell — he has no bellend!

Based on the latest evidence, it seems that part of the transformation from pilot Ben Grimm to rocky hero The Thing in the new Fantastic Four movie included the loss of his manhood!

He has no penis!

[ Video: New Fantastic Four Trailer! ]

Though Miles Teller, Kate Mara, and Michael B. Jordan have seen a lot of screen time in the trailers, we've barely seen Jamie's Thing. And now we know why.

In a recent pic in Empire magazine, the first well-lit full frontal of the naked hero has been shown, and it reveals the, um, let's say sheer cliff face:

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Who Wears Short Shorts? Selenita Does!


Selena Gomez add some sparkle to the red carpet at The Thing premiere in Universal City on Monday night.

Biebs' lady friend happily posed for photographers in a white flowy top, sparkly black shorts and black booties.

Such a cute and fun outfit! We like!

[Image via FayesVision/WENN.]

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New Red Band Trailer For The Thing

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We were sold on the not-red-band-version of the trailer — so this is just icing on the terrifying, high hopes, super creepy cake!

Check out the newly released red band trailer for The Thing, starring the Ramona from Scott Pilgrim. Yeah, you know you want to!

We so so so hope this turns out as good at the trailers! Don't disappoint us!

Are U looking forward to this??

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Get Ready To Puke Scream! Eli Roth's Hostel Is Getting The Theme Park Treatment!

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This sounds like a delightfully terrifying way to spend your Halloween!

Horror director Eli Roth is going to scare the SHIZ out of everybody who visits Universal Studios in Hollywood this October, because he's been offered the opportunity to create a maze based on his 2005 torture-porn-horror-flick Hostel.

The maze will be called Hostel: Hunting Season, and it will be one of the main attractions at Universal's Halloween Horror Nights.

Here's what Eli had to say about it:

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The Trailer For The Thing Prequel Has Arrived!

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Wow - we had misgivings about this being developed, but we're not going to lie…it looks pretty effing scary!

Check out the just-released trailer for The Thing, which will reportedly be a prequel to the classic 1982 horror flick, and will focus on the Norwegian crew that discovers the shape-shifting alien in the Antarctic ice three days before the events of the first one (above)!

Since we pretty much know their fate at the start of the original, we'll be very curious to see how this new one plays out!

Here's hoping it can John Carpenter justice! We're cautiously optimistic that it will!

What do U think?? Are U looking forward to The Thing prequel??

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So long, and thanks for all the flames!

After fifty years of bringing entertainment and flames to Fantastic Four fans everywhere, Marvel Entertainment has laid Human Torch/Johnny Storm to rest.

In the most recent issue of Fantastic Four, Torch dies in a massive battle, which writer Jonathan Hickman spent a year and a half working on.

Our thoughts are with Mr. Fantastic, Invisible Woman, and the Thing during this difficult time.

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