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Real Life Cookie Monster Swipes Tip Jar From Cookie-Slinging Girl Scouts Who Were Raising Money For Overseas Troops!

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This is just AWFUL!

A man named David Betancort, a.k.a. 2014's frontrunner for meanest meanie who ever did live, has been arrested for allegedly committing a crime so heart-wrenchingly horrific that it pains our soul to write about!!!

The 21-year-old Southern California resident stands accused of stealing cash from a group of cookie-selling Girl Scouts! Apparently the dude just straight up took the tip jar from the cookie-selling stand outside of a supermarket last weekend and tried to drive off!!!

But, wait, IT GETS WORSE!!!

We know what you're thinking — how could it? We're talking about a real life cookie monster who allegedly stole about $40 from from young girls!

Well, as it turns out, the tips David stands accused of swiping weren't even for the Girl Scouts!!! They tips were

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Criminal Gives Us All A Pants-Splitting Lesson In How To Get Caught!

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Okay, so maybe this small time crook didn't sprint head first into a glass door, but still, he WAS pretty dumb.

First, alleged 18-year-old burglar Adrian Jimmerson decided to break into and steal from a Dallas police officer's apartment! That's mistake number one, for those of you keeping track.

Next, he apparently attempted to heist the cop's service weapon and ammunition! Oh, strike two, kid. Comeuppance will be had. Such is the wheel of karma.

Finally, while he was reportedly trying to scale a fence after being chased down by two witnesses he not only

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Cara Delevingne Showcases Her Chic Burglar Style After Singing With Taylor Swift & Ed Sheeran!

Cara Delevingne heads home from her singing session with Taylor Swift and Ed Sheeran wearing tights over her head!

We wish we could tell you what’s going on in the above photo, but the truth is we haven’t got a clue!!

All we know is that Cara Delevingne showcased her excellent vocal capacity at the US Ambassador’s house in London on Thursday by singing with both Taylor Swift and Ed Sheeran, and then she left.

But the most intriguing part about the whole situation is that she headed home wearing what appears to be multiple layers of tights over her mega-popular face and brows!!

And someway, somehow between the skinny jeans, multiple layers, and leather jacket Cara almost manages to make it look chic!! Almost.

The burglar look will forever creep us out to a certain degree, no matter HOW skilled a model you are!

Still, we're sure Michelle Rodriguez would love it!!! She seemed to be impressed by Cara's personalized grill when they were having lunch together the other day, so we have a feeling the tights-over-face thing wouldn't phase her.

Besides, love is blind, right?? LOLz!

[Image via WENN.]

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Venus Williams' Car Thief Gets Busted In The Strangest Way Possible! Get The Deets HERE!

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Nobody ever wants to have their car stolen, but if they do, they should probably pray that it's this guy who steals it!

Gabriel Vella attempted to steal Venus Williams' Fiat 500 this weekend, and it looked like everything was going smoothly for the car thief!

That is, until he ran a red light

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Paul Walker's Fatal Accident Site Visited By Thieves Who Took Car Parts! Deplorable!

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Paul Walker's fans have been mourning his sudden and unexpected loss for days now, but some people just can't respect those who have passed.

And in a truly disrespectful act, two thieves ended up visiting the site of his car accident and took pieces of the car!

It is reported that the thieves ended up taking the T-top from the roof of the Porsche Carrera GT as it was being towed to an impound lot this weekend.

We hear the men went

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Cat Sneakily Steals Dog's Food Right In Front Of Him!!

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Bad kitty! That's not your food!

This cat has some serious huevos!!

He's laying down on the floor, right next to his doggy buddy, next to the pup's food dish.

Then this cat burglar (ha!) slowly started making a move for the dog's food.

This master thief is trying so hard to be sneaky! What a bad kitty! Still cute though.

What's funny is that dog totes catches him with his hand in the cookie jar (paw in the dog dish, whatever) but does nothing!

What a lazy pup!

Check out the video (above) of a dishonest cat stealing a dog's food from right under his nose!!

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Fruit-Thieving Scum Resort To 150 Pound Watermelon Theft

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When was the last time you saw a 150 pound watermelon?

NEVER! That's how rare they are, and that's why the one that was stolen from prize-winning Maryland gardener Bradley Northcote was valued at $1,500!!

Why would anyone ever want to steal something like that, other than to eat it? It's not like you can sell it for the $1,500 — it's a giant watermelon. Someone will notice!

The delicious heist happened after 7:30 p.m. on Thursday, and was removed from Northcote's 4.5 acre yard in Street, Md. You bet your asses the cops are

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