All tag results for 'thief'

Oooo girl! You in trooooooouble!!!

'Cause SOMEONE in Jessie J's camp f*cked up real bad when picking the music for mega-hit Domino, and now Jessie J, Universal Music Group, Lava Records, and Universal Republic Records are being sued by singer Will Loomis!

The track, Loomis claims, is practically identical to

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Doesn’t everyone wear Burberry when they rob a bank?

If you’re Cornell Neilly of New York, then yes, you do. This man has been on a bank robbing spree, hitting up 14 different spots and grabbing more than $8,500.

When the Burberry Bandit went to the first bank, he was casually dressed, wearing a blue Rangers hat and a leather jacket. However, towards the end of the robberies, cameras snapped him wearing Burberry’s signature print shirt and a simple black hat.

Because of his plaid-tastic outfit, experts, like Paper Magazine’s Mickey Boardman are saying, “It looks like a fashion story Burberry dreamed up to go viral.”

This is Neilly’s second time in jail, the first two were for slangin’ drugs.

We know what it’s like to need new designer duds, but this is not the best way to go about getting them!

Tags: burberry bandit, cornell neilly, designer bank robber, designer clothes, mickey board man, paper magazine, shopping addiction, thief

Hmph!!! Who do they think they are???

Poor 90-year old Audrey Geisel was just about to have security cameras installed when she realized her 2-foot bronze Lorax was missing from her garden!

The love of Dr. Seuss' life discovered foot prints, suggesting the "family pet" was dragged across the dirt, pulled over a fence, and then probably thrown into the back of a truck.

And poor Audrey just wants it back because

Tags: audrey geisel, burglary, dr seuss, lorax, statue, stolen, thief

At the San Francisco Zoo, a 2-pound squirrel monkey was stolen when thieves cut two holes into the mesh of the squirrel monkey enclosure.

The zoo immediately sprung into action after the theft, starting a search and officially announcing:

"He is a valued member of the zoo, and we wish for a safe and speedy return."

The 17-year-old monkey was spotted by a random person in a San Fran area park. Police quickly reacted and brought the monkey back to the zoo, unharmed.

So far, they have no leads on who stole the monkey.

We're just glad that the monkey is safe and sound, back with all its buddies.

[Image via Daniel Deme/WENN.]

Tags: crazy, monkey, san francisco, stolen, thief, zoo

A naughty man stole a Hummer limo and took police on a chase.

When he suddenly decided to ditch the limo (which we're sure was a terrible getaway vehicle) he ran out of the car… butt naked!!

The man ran, fully nude, through a neighborhood until they sicced a police dog on him.

That sounds like the worst thing ever!

A scary police dog running after you, waiting to bite the first part of you it can grab that happens to be at a dog's eye level.

That sounds terrifying.

Check out the above video of the man trying to escape.

Tags: chase, dog, k9, limo, man, naked, nude, police, robber, steal, thief

Oh no! Hopefully they didn't get something valuable … like a present from Lindsay!

Last night, the cops were called to Samantha Ronson's house in Venice after someone broke into her garage.

The police report states that

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How rude!!!

Police in Bowie, Maryland are on the hunt for two big, old meanies who actually stole from a group of Girl Scouts selling cookies.

Last week, the troop was outside a local Wal-Mart, bringing joy, happiness and Thin Mints to their neighbors at reasonable prices when a man approached the table. He asked about the cost of the cookies, then grabbed the cash box and ran like hell. A woman watching on started after him, when another man stopped her and claimed he would catch the fiend himself.

But according to surveillance video, this supposed good samaritan was actually the thief's accomplice and they both made off with $200 worth of cookie money. TWIST!!!

Thankfully, all the boxes of Samoas were accounted for.

P.S. - How little shame must a person have to be able to steal from a bunch of little girls?! Seriously!

Tags: cookies, girl scouts, maryland, neighbors, stealing, stolen, theft, thief