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AMAZING. Michael Lohan Produces A Song For Lindsanity!

This is ACTUALLY better than Christmas!

It's always been abundantly clear that Michael Lohan is a man of many talents - he is an expert wife beater, an unrelenting famewhore, and of course, a delusional ex-con, but we never knew that he was also a nuanced song-writer!

We beg you to PLEASE listen (above) to a Poppa Lohan penned instant classic, A Father's Love, allegedly written in honor of his beloved meal-ticket Lindsanity while he was behind bars, himself.

Unfortunately, it appears that Michael has not contributed his own vocal stylings to the stunning piece, but we hope that when his little princess is released from Lynwood, he'll be waiting for her outside blaring this classic from a ghetto-blaster a la John Cusack in Say Anything!

Her anger and resentment over years of abuse, exploitation, and neglect would melt away!

LOLs!

Thoughts??

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