The "True Mistress" Of Tiger Woods Is Announced!!
Ladies and gentlemen, we have a winner!!
Jamie Jungers has taken home the crown as "The True Mistress" of Tiger Woods, a title Howard Stern awarded the gutter troll during his Mistress Beauty Pageant this morning!!
Jungers took home $75,000 for her clASSy and ladylike charms, AKA exposing the size of Tiger's peen and what he wanted her to do in bed.
The runner-up and winner of a $15,000 prize was Jaimee Grubbs.
Congratulations, ladies!!
Continue setting such a fine example for young girls everywhere!!
[Image via WENN.]
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