They say every 30 lbs you lose, you can uncover up to an inch in peen length!
We don't know if Mickey is training for an Iron Man competition or what, but we're def getting Whiplash doing double takes at this photo!
The Expendables star was spotted after a workout in some pretty skimpy bike shorts that showed off his whole 9 1/2 Weeks!
Hey, those bike shorts come with their own helmet! LOLz! Really, it's just nice to finally put a face to the legend!
[Image via Splash News.]