Well, here's a cautionary tale about neglecting one's vegetables!
Alonzo Liverman was arrested Monday in Daytona Beach, Florida for soliciting prostitution from an undercover cop by attempting to swap a salad for a blowjob.
The 29-year-old reportedly wasn't carrying cash, but he thought there was a reasonable chance that the person he thought was a hooker might fellate him for a few handfuls of lettuce and six croutons.
What the ever-loving fudge? We love the barter system, but a salad??? How does this even happen???
Ate a big breakfast, feeling super horny, wife packed a giant salad for lunch that we don't even want… maybe we'll hit a street corner in the Spring Break capital of the world and see if any hooker wants TWO meals for the price of none!
See his mugshot and a generic picture of the salad he may have used…AFTER THE JUMP!!!