We don't even know what to do with this insane story.
According to CBS News, a man named Timothy Blake was arrested for shooting semen at women in a Walmart.
Per the report, multiple women revealed they encountered a "creepy" man at a Walmart in Ohio during the months of November and December. All the ladies claimed the perp would follow them around the store like prey while also staring them down.
To make matters even more terrifying, two of the women recalled