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Amanda Bynes' Tittays Ring In The New Year On Instagram!

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Thank goodness!

She's survived the Mayan apocalypse!

Amanda Bynes somehow managed to slither out of serious legal trouble last month by settling BOTH of her hit-and-run cases out of the courtroom, and clearly, from the looks of her Instagram account, she's ready to show the world just what else to expect from her in the new year!

And something tells us that whatever it is, it will NOT be particularly LUCID!

Ch-ch-check out LiLo Lite's tittays as they got ready for 2013 in full-blown hipster-filter mode (above), along with this gem of a caption:

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Kristen Stewart 'Hates' Fans Who Focus On Her Bare-Chested Big Screen Boobies!

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Yikes.

At the rate she is hemorrhaging fans since playing with Rupert Sanders' trouser Hunstman, we aren't entirely sure KStew should throw her remaining loyalists under a bus, but that's her call!

If you bother to check out On the Road after its wide release later this month, don't let her catch you staring at her unchained sweater-djangos!

Kristen Stewart is totes annoyed by the pervs who are made a big deal about her nudity in the Jack Kerouac adaptation.

The artist revealed:

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Noomi Rapace's Exposed Tittays Make Her Head Mick Jagger's Ballz Explode In Rolling Stones Vid!

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WARNING: This NSFW video makes Caligula look like Toy Story!

We know what you're thinking, "this porno has a phenomenal soundtrack"!

Considering this NSFW vid's abundance of areola, the myriad of mammary, the bushels of bosom, the shipload of Swedish sweater puppies (above)… it's no wonder you were confused!

This is The Rolling Stones' seXXXy new video, Doom and Gloom!

After 50 long years, Keith Richards and Mick Jagger still paint the poonani black!

Even if the song sucked — and it doesn't, it's actually really solid — we'd tip our hats to gentleman of their age with enough cunning and guile to disrobe Noomi Rapace!

But, hey, even after five decades of rocking at 110%, we think Mick is as sex-ay a beast as ever!!

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Quote Of The Day

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"In Shakespeare in Love I had to take my shirt off and be naked and I was worried because my grandad was a very conservative person. So before he got in the cinema, I told him that I had to do it because it was a very important role for me and all that. And he just said, 'Don’t worry, that will be like two eggs in a pan.'"

-Gwyneth Paltrow in Metro, revealing the awkward response her Grandpa had to seeing her tittays on the big screen

[Image via Sean Thorton/WENN.]

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Coco's Massive Meteorologist Mammaries Moistened By Hurricane Sandy!

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With a weather reporter like this, why would anyone pay for porn?

Coco Austin was one of millions affected by Hurricane Sandy last night, but she was determined to document the storm's horrendous onslaught!!

Ch-ch-check out the fascinatingly top-heavy vid (above) Ice-T's wife posted to YouTube shortly before Sandy made landfall!

The sound quality isn't great and it's hard to concentrate with her bountiful bosom bouncing in the breeze, but the weather behind her is CRAZY!!

Coco admitted:

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J. Lo's Tittay Pops Out On Stage AGAIN Causing Nationwide Bonerz To Breakout In Britain!

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Ay, papi mami!

A view meant solely for Casper Smart!

Jennifer Lopez is perfectly proportioned and absolutely gorgeous … but now we her boyfriend isn't the only one who's gotten to see what's underneath it all. In fact, he might be a tad jealous this morning, as the entirety of Great Britain was treated to a flash dance from everyone's favorite Fly Girl on stage!!

That's right, her gloriously constructed left nipple unexpectedly appeared during the Dance Again World Tour at London's O2 Arena!

We get it! Girls bounce around in tight dresses and perky parts occasionally pop out!

Still, things are rocky enough between her and Casper already!

Plus, Jenny from the Block wore the same Zuhair Murad bodysuit in Italy last week when her baby J's popped out there — didn't she figure it might happen again?

We're sure your adoring fans love that outfit in all its nip-slips glory, LOLz!!

Ch-ch-check out the NSFW version of her performance (below)!

WARNING: STRAIGHT MALES IN TIGHT PANTS ARE ADVISED TO PROCEED WITH CAUTION!

Take an uncensored look at J. Lo's nip slip…AFTER THE JUMP!!!

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Octo-Mom Whipped Tittays Out And Fed A Baby Vodka After Prosecutors Gave Up On Sexual Abuse Allegations

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WARNING: WE TRIMMED OUT THE XXX BITS, BUT THIS VIDEO IS STILL THEMATICALLY NSFW!

Oh, noes! What Octo-mess has she gotten herself into this time?

Octo-Mom followed up the prosecutor's announcement last week that she will not be brought up on charges for criminal neglect with a celebration at XL Nightclub in NYC on Saturday night.

Celebrating and blowing off steam is fine!

But the mother suspected of allowing incestuous abuse to take place with her kids under her watch thought it was HIGHlarious to… feed vodka to a fake newborn on stage?!!?

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