Guess spraining your ankle is better than getting a swirly! LOLz
Kelly Osbourne visited a public restroom to do her business yesterday, but after she tripped up and was getting ready to go head first into the NAS-TAY toilet, she decided that it would be better if she sprained her ankle.
The actress says the story Scary Movie 5 producers are squirting out are all LIES!!
As you may recall, yesterday one of the Scary sequel's producers dropped a load of a statement, telling sources that “Lindsay clogged the toilet in her own trailer" during her few days on set. According to the flick's big shot, Lilo's potty wasn't the only thing to get backed up by her giant number two. The producer claims it caused ALL the trailers on set to "stop working," which made a huge smelly mess that "took a day and a half to clean up."
Lindsay says this whole story is one sh*tty revenge!
Lilo is telling friends she couldn't have trashed her Scary Movie 5 trailer:
If your goalie is a piece of crap, maybe you should replace him or her with a toilet.
We're not even joking — you HAVE to see this video (above)! The SGTK is a toilet that uses high speed cameras to read and detect where a soccer ball is going to go. Using calculations, it launches it's own ball out in a split second (it's spring loaded) and knocks the shot out of the way!
It's actually a really cool piece of tech that happens to also be a toilet. Plus, it raises awareness about being a decent person to the environment!