An African-spurred tortoise named Samson made a break for it from an exotic animal farm in Arizona. He had made it out and was surviving on his own, making his way towards truer and truer freedom when he got caught up by an online ad and a microchip.
He had only gotten 30 miles away in six of the months that he was gone. So far, and yet so close!
The other six months he was missing, he was with a
Chris Pine really should've just asked for Scotty to beam him up instead of getting behind the wheel!
Unfortunately, it sounds like the Star Trek stud decided to drive the morning of March 1st and ended up with a DUI charge in New Zealand.
He was in the country filmingZ for Zachariah and celebrating the wrap party that night, but Chris might've been celebrating a bit too much. He was reportedly stopped for a routine check, which led to his DUI arrest.