The town of Neenah, Wisconsin has been bestrewn with signs saying "Neenah Bans Dancing."
According to the mayor of Neenah, Dean Kaufert, the town is set to ban all dancing in Neenah.
Dean plans to issue this punitive proclamation that will go right to the cast of the town's upcoming high school musical.
What's the musical? Do you really have to guess? It's Footloose.
According to Dean, it's all a cool measure of promotion: