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Footloose Is Real! One Town Is Banning Dancing — Find Out Why!

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The town of Neenah, Wisconsin has been bestrewn with signs saying "Neenah Bans Dancing."

According to the mayor of Neenah, Dean Kaufert, the town is set to ban all dancing in Neenah.

[ PHOTOS: Awkward! These GIFs Of Celebrities Dancing Will Make You Cringe AND Giggle! ]

Dean plans to issue this punitive proclamation that will go right to the cast of the town's upcoming high school musical.

What's the musical? Do you really have to guess? It's Footloose.

According to Dean, it's all a cool measure of promotion:

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Lesbian Police Chief Fired By Mayor Rehired As Town Rallies Behind Her!

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Although Latta, South Carolina's police chief Crystal Moore was fired by her mayor Earl Bullard after he allegedly blasted her lesbian lifestyle as "questionable," she has since been rehired!

The town voted to give her her old job back, and to hear the experience from Crystal's point of view is truly AH-Mazing. Here's what she had to say about her emotional rehiring:

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A Washed Ashore Whale Carcass Has Town Worried It Might EXPLODE!

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Look out! It might blow!

The small Canadian town of Trout River in Newfoundland, everyone is on edge these days — and it has to do with a beached whale carcass.

The decomposing Blue Whale, which showed up on the town's beach sometime in the past month, weighs over 60 tons, and many townsfolk are concerned about the flammable gases that are building up inside it! Many believe it may in fact explode, and

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British Village To Be Renamed Kings Landing In Honor Of Game Of Thrones!

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By the old gods and the new, this news is AHmazing!

The United Kingdom may join the seven kingdoms of Westeros yet, as the British village of Kings Langley will officially change its name to the Game of Thrones capital, Kings Landing.

The re-naming day of the village will happen in February and last a week as part of a promotion for the show's season three DVD release!

We've GOT to give Kings Langley a hand (of the king…or Jaime Lannister) for being such loyal fans! Just like Davos, we give this alteration two thumbs four fingers up!

We hope there's a ton of festivities planned, except maybe no weddings during that week?

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Lonely Bear Wanders Town, Kids Ushered Back Inside So Party Poopers Can Catch It

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This is like the end of the second act of an animated kids movie about a group of kids who befriend a lonely bear, only to have it captured by mean adults (who secretly just want to not let the bear eat the kids)!

All that's left is the third act, where the kids beat the school officials at their own game and break the bear out of bear prison and release him back into the wild! LOLz!

Back to reality though - in Montclair, NJ all outdoor activities were suspended because a black bear was seriously just stalking delicious children!

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Southampton Town Says Neigh To Matt Lauer's Horse Farm…For Now!

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Matt Lauer isn't just having problems with his television network, he's having problems with the town where he hopes to live/build a 40 acre horse farm!

The town of Southampton has put a stop-work order on Matt's farm which he had been in the middle of constructing.

The land had previously been a former office structure.

Here's what a source said:

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Giant Beavers Invade Town & Cause Major Damage!

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When beavers attack!!!

This is terrifying!

Four foot beavers rampaged through a town in West Sacramento, California. They tore trees down and damaged A LOT of city property!

Here's what an urban forest manager said about the incident:

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