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Blake Lively is finally an Elle cover girl.

The Gossip Girl star appears on the front of the magazine's March issue, in Victoria Beckham no less, making it her very first US Elle cover.

In her interview with the glossy Blake opens up about men, fashion and kids.

Here are some HIGHlights:

On the men in her life:

"I’ve had four boyfriends in my whole life. I’ve never been with anyone that’s not a boyfriend. If I spend time with a man, it’s because there’s somebody that I know well who has been a friend for a while."

On not having a stylist:

"When I’m going to an event, I’ll send Christian (Louboutin) a picture of my outfit and say, 'What shoes do you think I should wear with this?'"

On kids:

"I hope to have a few girls one day. If not girls, they better be trannies. Because I have some amazing shoes and bags and stories that need to be appreciated."

Check out the rest of Blake's spread in the gallery (below)!

[Images courtesy of Elle.]

Tags: blake lively, christian louboutin, elle, march 2012, march cover, march issue, trannies, victoria beckham collection

"We joke and say we are like trannies because we love hair and makeup."

–Khloe Kardashian on her and her sisters

[Image via WENN.]

Tags: hair, khloe kardashian, kim kardashian, kourtney kardashian, makeup, quote, trannies

Ha!

Arsenal striker Carlos Vela and Fulham defender Carlos Salcido celebrated with their Mexico teammates after defeating Columbia last week with a wild party complete with hookers and a tranny!

Women were seen leaving the Camino Real Hotel in Monterrey and the Mexican media is reporting that the vice girls were hired for the celebration.

But players denied that they had paid them and that they only rented the hotel ballroom for the party with family and friends.

Salcido says:

"If there is a fine to pay, I will accept it. I offer a personal apology, but the papers say we hired 15 prostitutes including a transvestite - and that did not happen. We had a few drinks, but that is as far as it went."

Sure, sure!

[Image via AP Images.]

Tags: apology, arsenal, carlos salcido, carlos vela, fulham, hookers, mexico, monterrey, party, premier league, trannies

Day=Made!!!!

One of our Perezilicious readers from across the pond sent us these FABOOSH pictures of the apparently infamous Pretty (Wo)Man of England.

We're told here name is Brenda and her official title is The Bearded Lady Of Guildford!

She's marvelous!

Recognize everyone! (Wo)mans are international!

Tags: beard, england, lols, trannies

But then again, Snooki is an acquired taste.

In this week's episode of Jersey Shore, Snickers gets drunks and offends trannies. The end.

Check out the clip above to see how!

Tags: jersey shore, trannies

Oh, Ke$ha!

Our favorite trashy trainwreck was interviewed by Paper Magazine and she had all kinds of bullshit interesting things to talk about!

Here are some HIGHlights:

On trannies:
Freaks are what make everything mildly more interesting in life but with trannies, they make me want to be a better woman. I see these men who have way better bodies than I do, more beautiful faces, better complexions, beautiful makeup, and they're more fun than any person I've met in my life. They make me feel like I'm not a very good woman.

On country music:
I'm really inspired by country music — my mom wrote country music — and I love Dolly Parton and Johnny Cash. I think at some point there might be some country collaborations or records in the future. But I'm also really digging being called, like half jokingly, a white girl rapper. I think it's really funny and I'm going to ride that train for a little bit.

On being a pervert:
I wouldn't say I'm aggressive, but I'm a pervert. I have a gold Trans Am and my favorite thing to do in the world is to drive around blasting Zeppelin or Sabbath, cat calling dudes. It doesn't work, but it's fun.

On picking up guys in bars:
I usually do something ridiculous like send him over a shot of whiskey and then spank him. Something like that.

On boozing:
I like whiskey and I like red wine — those are my two favorites. I love to lie around my house listening to vinyl records and drinking red wine. It's amazing. But I'm never home, so…

Blah, blah, blah!

Tags: country music, interview, music, paper magazine, pervert, trainwreck, trannies

Umm, why did CNN use a photo of a Lady GaGa tranny in this news story??

One would think CNN would do their research first!

Or at the very least choose one of the more authentic looking Gaga trannies — we've seen better!

Or at least have some gays on staff!

Tags: cnn, fail, lols, trannies