This is like the end of the second act of an animated kids movie about a group of kids who befriend a lonely bear, only to have it captured by mean adults (who secretly just want to not let the bear eat the kids)!
All that's left is the third act, where the kids beat the school officials at their own game and break the bear out of bear prison and release him back into the wild! LOLz!
Back to reality though - in Montclair, NJ all outdoor activities were suspended because a black bear was seriously just stalking delicious children!
Ah, Spring Break — the perfect time of year to wear next to nothing and have it be completely socially acceptable!
The cool thing about the new movie Spring Breakers is that we could watch it ANY time during the year and it would be socially acceptable! That's right, we're talkin' about how good Ashley Benson and the rest of cast looks in bikinis in the movie!
Well, this is straight out of an Alfred Hitchcock movie.
Residents of a small New Jersey suburb woke up to find more than a hundred vultures staring at them from on top of their roofs.
And unsurprisingly the residents want the scary birds to go the eff away!
Authorities are less concerned about people being frightened, but are rather perturbed about the possible damage these birds might cause to peoples' houses. If they do not leave soon - the repair costs could rise very high!
One effective way to rid the town of the vultures is to hang a dead vulture upside down as a warning to other vultures to stay away.
We kid you not.
Here's how one resident described it:
"The vulture effigy is a visual deterrent to the birds for that season but they may come back in future seasons."
The effigy costs about $5,000 per dead bird. Is there no other way to get rid of these pest birds???
Check out a creepy video of the vultures lined up on people's houses (above) !!!