C'mon, wouldn't you like to?! Gurl has bills to pay!
That's right, for the very reasonable price of $75 - apparently a portion of that also goes to charity - you can attend the Teresa Giudice's Season Three Premiere Party of The Real Housewives of New Jersey at the Tribecca Nightclub in Fort Lee, NJ, and not only receive an hour of free drinks and hor d'ouevres, but also an autographed picture with the reality star!
According to invite, expect "celebrity surprises," "fashion shows" and "star performances!"
Does that mean Michael Lohan and Kim G will be appearing to debut their new reality show/tanning line/new single/whatever they have planned?
Yeah. We'll be sure to sign right up!
Good luck with that debt, gurl!
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