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Miley Cyrus Is In A Suitcase Of Emotions In HIGHlarious MTV EMA Promo! Watch It HERE!

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If you were found concealing Miley Cyrus in your suitcase, you'd definitely be put on the No Fly list!

Red Foo from LMFAO definitely ups TSA's threat level in this HIGHlarious promo for the MTV EMAs, which has the show's emcee trying to smuggle Mileybird in his baggage!

So yes, it's official: Red Foo twerks out!

Miley, who has four nominations for November 10th's European Music Awards in Amsterdam and will be performing as well, emerges out of Red Foo's large baggage wearing her usual outfit these days: next to nothing!

If security personnel wanted to give her pat down, they'd definitely need to use some foam hands!

We wonder if having Miley in your luggage counts as a dangerous item, or if she'd clear customs!

Ch-ch-check out Miley get unzipped for yourself…AFTER THE JUMP!!!

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Jessica Alba Gets A Frisky Pat Down From The TSA!

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This TSA agent will hands down all over agree, this was her best pat down ever! Frame those gloves, gurl! They touched seksi incarnate!

Jessica Alba got a very hands on experience at the TSA checkpoint yesterday as she was traveling at LAX!

Of course, pat downs are used whenever someone opts out of the body image scan or when there's an alarm at a checkpoint. In this case, that would be the standard "OMG IT'S JESSICA ALBA!" alarm!

Then again, perhaps Jessica felt uncomfortable with the body image scan. You never know if someone would secretly wanna publish those photos/ogle forever at her perfect skeletal structure!

We bet the TSA was like "please remove all shoes, but why stop there?" as they clutched their copies of Sin City!

That or they insisted that "everyone place all lap dances…uh, laptops into the bin! Uh, yeah, laptops."

[Image via GVK/BauerGriffinOnline.]

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Olivia Wilde & Jason Sudeikis Get Caught Trying To Cut The Airport Security Line!

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Don't you know who these two are?! They're Olivia Wilde and Jason Sudeikis! They are total VIPs!

Well, not according to one LAX worker who caught the two trying to cut ahead through the airport's VIP security line. Witnesses say he called the stars back, checked their IDs twice and then sent them to the end of the line!

What the WHAT?!?

Even more embarrassing, the celebrity couple had to walk past everyone in line that they had just tried to cut!

Awww-kward!

But if these two don't belong in the VIP line, then who does???

They're major movie stars! They can't be seen mingling with the common folk! Psh-aw!!

We're kidding! Jason and Olivia seem like the nicest, coolest couple ever. Maybe they were just rushing to make their flight?

Either way, they're going to have to try harder to get on this TSA worker's radar! Until then, BACK OF THE LINE!!!

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Gun Heels Make It To The TSA's No Fly List

TSA recently had to confiscate a woman's fake gun heels in New York!

Airport security is enough of a hassle as is, so we can’t even begin to imagine why anyone would attempt to bring fake weaponry to ANY airport EVER!

But apparently some lady not only dared to wear high heels en route to her flight, she dared to wear high heels with fake GUNS used as the heel support a la Madonna back in 2008.

TSA immediately confiscated the shoes and the woman didn't bother to put up a fight.

A statement was released about the incident, saying:

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Star Wars's Chewbacca Detained For Smuggling Lightsaber On Plane!

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Peter Mayhew is unlike most men.

For starters, he's 7'3" and walks with a cane fashioned from a Star Wars lightsaber!!

Also, he's the galaxy's most famous Wookie!!! The 69-year-old Londoner played Chewbacca in every Star Wars film since 1977's A New Hope, but that didn't help him fly from Colorado to Texas last week!

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Lindsay Lohan Gets Patted Down By TSA! Heckled By Paparazzi! Watch Video HERE!

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Lindsay Lohan's reputation precedes her.

Upon her arrival at JFK airport earlier today, the troubled actress was pulled aside to get a VERY serious pat down from airport TSA at the security checkpoint.

Ch-ch-check out Lindsay’s uncomfortable paparazzi questioning about drugs and rehab, followed by the security search (above)!! See if she got through!!

We have to admit, despite our difficulty sympathizing for her, we’d hate to be in her shoes. Those pat downs, whilst completely understandable, can be totes degrading.

Yet another wakeup call, LiLo?!

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Amanda Seyfried & Lindsay Lohan Were Separated At Birth! Just Ask Airport Security!

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While dodging threats of lawsuits from Amanda Bynes this afternoon, we stumbled across the most random tweet!

Amanda Seyfried was flying through Newark, NJ, and was mistaken for a different celebrity by someone in the airport!

Oooh, intruiging! Was it Veronica Lake? Tippi Hedren?!

Oh, we know! It must've been Linda Lovelace, the woman she just portrayed in the hit indie biopic Lovelace!

Nope. Not even close!

Amanda revealed via Twitter

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