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Obama's Pardoned Turkey Will Just Die Anyway!

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President Obama's pardoned turkeys don't actually live much longer to enjoy their freedom.

Well this just burst a magical Thanksgiving fantasy we had.

One of the best parts of Thanksgiving is when the President pardons two turkeys from having to be eaten.

Sure, when President Obama waves his magic hand, the turkeys are no longer on death row. Heck, they even move to George Washington's historic home of Mount Vernon.

But after that? They don't make it very long.

The problem is

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National Thanksgiving Turkey Pardon: U Choose Who Lives!! (And Who DIES??)

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You decide what turkey gets pardoned by the President... but what happens to the other one??

Here we go with another one of America's craziest traditions!

That's right, it's the real life America's Hunger Games!!

The White House wants U to choose which turkey will be pardoned on Thanksgiving day, which is terrifying because does this mean that Obama goes out in the back yard and kills the losing turkey?? Talk about another downfall of Obamacare!

JK!

Two turkeys, Caramel and Popcorn, are both fighting for their lives and a Presidential pardon!

Not only does each bird have a baseball card style list of stats, which you can see (below), you can even

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Twerk Your Turkey! Logo Cooks Up Some Twerkey This Thanksgiving In HIGHlarious Vid!

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Gobble gobble, Miley Cyrus!

LogoTV noticed something we all hadn't — turkey lends itself very nicely to a mashup of the word twerk, thus creaking the TWERKEY.

What does this mean?

It means that you've got one hell of a cheesy video created just so you don't forget to TWERK YOUR TURKEY this Thanksgiving!

Can you honestly imagine a Thanksgiving without a turkey that's been twerked?? It's madness, and frankly, gross! However, we DO smell a great new T-givin' holiday song cooking in the oven! And, we think it's a little over done!

NEVER FORGET. TWERK YOUR TURKEY.

TWERKEY.

Watch the madness (above)!

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Demi Lovato Is A Hidden Mickey Fan Spending The Day At Disneyland With Her Boyfriend!

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While everyone at the VMAs on Sunday was watching Miley Cyrus getting twerky, Demi Lovato was at Disneyland getting some turkey with her boyfriend Wilmer Valderrama, whose name sounds straight out of the Matterhorn!

Hey, everyone needs as much protein as they can get during a day at a Disney theme park! Although eat too many turkey legs, and you might have to give your heart a break!

Demi knows that attending the VMAs can't really compare to getting to go around Disney with your own personal VIP tour guide. They're so informative!

Perhaps Demi found out that

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Kate Middleton Reveals The Secrets Of Her Healthy Pregnancy!

kate middleton exercises gives up coffee and spray tans to maintain healthy pregnancy

Kate Middleton's pregnancy didn't exactly get off to an ideal start as she ended up in a hospital with extreme morning sickness!

But since then, the duchess has done everything in her power to make sure she stays perfectly healthy and the rest of pregnancy goes smoothly!

Kate had to cut back on

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