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President Obama A Turkey Torturer?! Read What Singer Morrissey Said About The Prez HERE!

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There wasn't any turkey on Morrissey’s Thanksgiving table this year!

Actually, there won’t be any meat at all since he’s a vegan. Nor will there be a Thanksgiving table EVER, since Morrissey is English.

And he certainly wouldn’t celebrate the traditional day of thanks even if he was an American because according to him, Thanksgiving should be called "Thankskilling"!

Yikes… Way to suck the fun outta this holiday!

The often outspoken musician is now taking aim at the custom of giving two turkeys a presidential pardon before Thanksgiving. He even went so far as to call out President Obama as a turkey torturer!

What the what?!? Are we waterboarding turkeys or something?

Ch-ch-check out Morrisesy’s angry open letter. He writes:

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President Obama Pardons Two Turkeys As Per Tradition!

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Just like every year, President Obama has pardoned two turkeys this year before Thanksgiving.

We're sure the turkeys, Peace and Liberty, were relieved to have received a stay of execution so close to Thanksgiving.

The whole Obama family was present as the Prez gave his speech.

Check it out in the above video.

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Woody, Luke, And Owen Are A Bunch Of Turkeys!!

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This actually sounds like it could be kind of funny!

Woody Harrelson along with Owen and Luke Wilson will be lending their voices to the new animated feature Turkeys, which reportedly involves a pair of fowl who discover a time machine and use it to go back to the first Thanksgiving in an attempt to take their breed of bird off the menu!!

We're glad Luke is getting more work! It's been PAINFUL having to watch him in those SHITEOUS AT&T ads!

What do U think?? Will U go check out Turkeys?

[Image via WENN.]

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