There wasn't any turkey on Morrissey’s Thanksgiving table this year!
Actually, there won’t be any meat at all since he’s a vegan. Nor will there be a Thanksgiving table EVER, since Morrissey is English.
And he certainly wouldn’t celebrate the traditional day of thanks even if he was an American because according to him, Thanksgiving should be called "Thankskilling"!
Yikes… Way to suck the fun outta this holiday!
What the what?!? Are we waterboarding turkeys or something?
Ch-ch-check out Morrisesy’s angry open letter. He writes: