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Woman Becomes Pregnant 'In The Mouth' After She Eats Baby Squid

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WARNING:

The following story may turn one off from eating seafood again. Or at least calamari.

A 63-year-old woman from South Korea took her first bite of a cooked whole squid and instantly "felt extreme pain in her oral cavity." She spat out the food immediately, and complained she felt a "pricking and foreign-body sensation" inside her mouth. She was taken to the hospital.

You might be thinking it was food poisoning, right?

Here's what the hospital reported:

"Twelve small, white spindle-shaped, bug-like organisms stuck in the mucous membrane of the tongue, cheek, and gingiva were completely removed, along with the affected mucosa. On the basis of their morphology and the presence of the sperm bag, the foreign bodies were identified as squid spermatophores."

A spermatophore is a CUP OF SEMEN!!!

And there were TWELVE spermatophores inside her mouth!

Which means she had TWELVE CUPS OF BABY SQUID SEMEN inside her mouth.

The good news is that there is no chance of mouth impregnation from baby squid in the west because all of the internal organs are removed, but if you're ever in the Far East we recommend you play it safe and avoid the baby squid.

Thankfully, the woman from South Korea is A-OK. Although she's probably pretty grossed out as we most definitely are.

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WTF! Mother Makes Her 12 Year Old Wear Diapers For Bad Grades

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This is terrible!

When a 12-year-old girl came home with bad grades from school, her mother and her boyfriend shaved the girl's head and forced her to run outside wearing only a diaper.

Horrible.

A crowd of 50 onlookers watched the girl run back and forth for almost a half hour before someone FINALLY called the police.

The parents were then arrested and are currently in jail. The girl and three other siblings have been placed in foster care.

Apparently as the parents were arrested they were laughing hysterically and thought it was downright crazy that the police were punishing them for the way they raise their children.

Ugh! There's a difference between teaching your kids right from wrong and being downright malicious!

The girl said she was punished for bringing home bad grades and failing to do her homework.

The police said:

"They told her if she didn't, they would shave her head and put her on 'diaper duty,' which I guess meant running up and down the street and cleaning up trash as a form of public humiliation, when the officer found her, she was crying and hysterical."

Poor girl.

Hopefully, things will get better now that she's away from her parents.

They sound awful!

[Image via WENN.]

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50 Cent Joins The Film Biz, Starts A Production Company

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Looks like acting wasn't enough for Fiddy!

After starring in films such as Twelve, Righteous Kill, and Get Rich Or Die Tryin', 50 Cent has decided to get more involved with movies behind the scenes with his new prod company Mayweather Productions.

Here's what Fiddy's partner in his new venture, Floyd Mayweather Jr., had to say about the prod company:

"We're going to do what we normally do: sit in a room and brainstorm and try to come up with new ideas … you know, outside the box. Be creative and just work together and try to be positive. That's the main thing. It's about working hard, being positive and working together."

We're not 100% sure how we feel about 50 Cent being in charge of an entire production company, but who knows? Maybe the first movie his company releases will surprise us.

Do U think 50 Cent belongs in the film industry? Or Should he stick to music and headphones?

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Completely Gratuitous

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He's so pretty!

Chace Crawford attended last night’s Cinema Society & 2(x)ist screening of Twelve featuring Moet Ice Imperial and looked like his usual seksi self!

But smile, 'bb! It's not a mugshot!

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Looking Pretty For Esquire UK

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Amazeballs!!

The seksi Gossip Girl star Chace Crawford dishes to Esquire UK about the success of the show and how it has helped him develop his own fashion style.

The Texas raised actor talks with the mag on everything from fashion to his favorite London hotels and his role as a drug dealer in the upcoming movie Twelve.

Oh and did we mention he's looking absolutely fab in the photo shoot!

We're liking the studious look with the glasses, are U??

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