Nope, this one actually has nothing to do with R-Patz!
Yesterday's Breaking Dawn: Part 2 black carpet premiere was a once in a lifetime event, filled with excitement, anticipation, and more than a bit of teary-eyed nostalgia.
Yet the faint aroma of desperation also polluted the air. It clung to Kristen Stewart as a speck of doodoo might cling to the inside of an otherwise pristine toilet bowl.
But why?! Is she not the girl with everything?
Not quite, as she revealed