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Whitney Cummings Opens Up About Her Eating Disorder & Reveals She 'Almost Exclusively Ate Sugar-Free Twizzlers and Diet Sunkist!'

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Whitney's getting really honest!

Whitney Cummings is getting super honest about some serious struggles!

On Tuesday, the gorgeous gal announced through People that she'll be releasing a book documenting some shocking issues she's gone through during her life.

Photo: Check Out Whitney In This Topless Photo!

The funny lady revealed that her first memoir, I'm Fine … And Other Lies, will be all about some of her more scandalous life experiences, saying:

"I always told myself I would wait to write a book until I had accumulated enough humiliating mistakes to actually make the read worth your time. I've dated a gay guy, had my hair fall out from not eating enough fat, put family members in rehab, and come very close to spending my life in a Guatemalan prison. I've also accumulated a compendium of knowledge that can save you a lot of time."

The 33-year-old also explained that, even though she looks happy and healthy now, she suffered from an eating disorder for a while, adding:

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Busy Day At The LOLhan Correctional Facility!



We hope Lindsay isn't feeling lonely anymore because she had a slew of visitors yesterday!

Mother Dina and sister Ali Lohan were seen exiting the correctional facility, carrying bags of hate fan letters that we're sure Lindsay will have plenty of time to read now that she's not, you know, snorting cocaine or going on all night booze binges.

Soon after, ex-gf SaMANtha Ronson dropped by looking too cool for school, with her head down, then was later spotted sprinting across the parking lot, trying to escape the hordes of paparazzi.

Linds even got a visit from her good ol' lawyer Shawn Chapman Holley, who was bombarded by a lulzy one-person protest by Lindsay's #1 super fan, wearing a "LINNOCENT" sweat shirt and screaming out, "LOmania!!!!"

The crazed fan serenaded the attorney while carrying a boom box and then later asked her a very important question - "Do you represent public urination victims??"

LOLs!!!!

Holley responded by saying, "funnest jail parking lot ever."

Yeah, because jail is such a hoot!

No word yet on whether or not she brought Lindsay any Twizzlers.

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New Fish LOLhan Is Keepin' Busy In Prison…With Twizzlers!

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Incarceration wouldn't be as pleasant without some Twizzlers!

Shawn Chapman Holley, Lindsay Lohan's lawyer, updated sources on her client after a visit with her yesterday. Miz Holley assured everyone that Lindsanity was feeling "good," using her time wisely and snacking on Twizzlers.

Huh, wonder if she bites off both ends to use as a straw? You know, for when she drinks her morning juice…not for when she snorts cocaine. Because she isn't allowed cocaine in prison, remember? That wasn't on the list. She's allowed her Adderall, Ambien, acid reflux pills, horse tranquilizers and Flintstone vitamins, but not cocaine! No siree!

As for what else LOLhan is up to behind bars, Miz Holley says:

"She looks gorgeous. … She's writing a lot. She's creating art. She's a beautiful, talented, creative woman, and she's going to come out and surprise you all!"

Excuse us, but did you say WRITING??? As in, putting her own insane thoughts down on the page?!

Oh. Em Gee. We think we smell a book of poems on the way!

Oh goody, goody! We can't wait to read them!

P.S. - No one looks "gorgeous" or "beautiful" under the harsh fluorescent bulbs of prison. Quit lying!

[Image via WENN.]

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