Finally! The perfect shoes to wear with a Canadian tuxedo!
These sorry sorry excuse for a shoe, or the Jean Open Toe Mid Calf Boot Flat Dress Sandal, according to the website they're sold on, could quite possibly be the most atrocious shoe on the market.
The shoes, and we use that term loosely, are described as:
"A divine new edgy hybrid shoe! These thong sandal boots are gladiator-esque with a cylinder of blue denim fabric starting at the back of the heel, wrapping around your legs, and ending just around your mid-calf region. These Roman-inspired sandals feature a 0.25-inch heel and functional back zippers for easy on-and-off wear. Would you dare to wear these super fashion-forward sandal booties?"
Umm, no. No we wouldn't.
But, for the select few who enjoy some fug footwear, the good news is that they’re only $15.99.
[Image via DWD.]
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First an expensive plain white tee and now this!?
Gwyneth Paltrow is selling another ridiculously priced item on her website, goop.com.
The actress thinks everyone should have a pair of these $750 Esquivel for goop brogues in gold and suede.
Sorry Gwynie, we're not buying what you're selling.
[Image via goop.]
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How do you say "fugly" in French? Because that's the only word to describe some of the shoes in Christian Louboutin's fall 2011 collection.
The ones that really take the heinous cake are Tootsie Booty (laser-cut boot with snakeskin, studs and fur), Alex (lion paw pump), Splash Fur (fur embellished platform slingback) and Puck (platform fur boot).
We're betting one of the Kardashians will be the first to wear one of these since they have this pair in almost every color available.
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Could she have picked a tighter dress?
Kim Kardashian showed off her lady lumps and famous humps on Wednesday night by lacing herself into a light pink corset dress.
We're surprised she didn't pass out.
And what the hell does she have on her feet?
[Image via Ramey Pix & XposurePhotos.com.]
Tags: corset dress, fug, tight dress, too tight, ugly shoes