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Downton Abbey's Porn Parody Has Arrived! Get The Down On Abby Deets HERE!!

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Downton Abbey porn parody

LOLOLOLzz!!! This is HIGHlarious!.

Be prepared, Downton Abbey fans because all your sexytime fantasies are about to come true!

Arriving this April is Down On Abby, the porn parody based on the Masterpiece Classic TV show!

The porn is being produced by Harmony Films, in the UK, and features families with the surnames of Grabhems and Stiffies, which are obviously the only last names they SHOULD have, and it all takes place at Bottomley Manor.

We just wish we could witness Maggie Smith's face when she sees what they've done.

We doubt it'll win as many Emmys that Downton has won, but there's always the hope for an AVN Award!

Ch-ch-check out the AH-Mazingly accurate jacket cover for the parody…AFTER THE JUMP!!!

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There's A New Gastric Balloon — And You Swallow It Like A Pill!

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Need to lose some weight, but don't want to exert the effort to do it the normal way?

We have a solution for you — and if you're in the UK, this is even better news for you! A new gastric balloon has been launched over there, and it can be swallowed like a pill!

A giant pill, that is!

It's a 10-minute procedure, and all you have to do is swallow a capsule the size of a large vitamin pill.

Attached to the pill is a micro-catheter that inflates the balloon (above) inside of the capsule to the size of an apple once it reaches the stomach. The catheter is then removed from the mouth!

The balloon then gives patients the sensation of being full so they

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Old MacDonald Had A…Hot Bod?? Britain Hosts Sexiest Farmer Competition!

Sexy farmer contest in Britain!

That's it. We're mooooooving to the UK!

British magazine Farmers Weekly is launching one helluva competition that has our milk curdling in anticipation!

That's right, they're hosting a competition Britain's Sexiest Farmer and just like our hottie farmboy like Alex Royall from Norfolk (above), there's some pretty stiff competition!

And, the contest isn't just for men! Women can enter too, and in fact, right now, out of 300 people who have entered, there are only 10 finalists left - 5 roosters, er, men and 5 hens, er, women!

According to the publication's editor:

"The competition will help to dispel the myth that farmers are old-fashioned and scruffy, and encourage more young people to consider careers in this exciting innovative and high tech sector."

Hey, if we see a sexy farmer wearing nothing but overalls, we can guarantee that he (or she) will most certainly get laid! Ha!

You can click HERE and go vote for the sexiest farmer yourself!

Check out some of the other finalists (below)!

[Image via Farmers Weekly Facebook.]

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Zosia Mamet Is Very Serious About Her Peplum At The Girls UK Season 3 Premiere!

Zosia Mamet impresses on the red carpet again during the Girls season 3 premiere in the UK!

The fashion force is strong in this one lately!

After awing us with her Golden Globes look, Zosia Mamet continued her haute hot streak at the UK season 3 premiere of Girls!

She wore a dusty-rose colored Elisabetta Franchi jumpsuit featuring a flourish of peplum, and paired the ensem with seksi nude pumps.

The outfit hugged her frame fantastically and those shoes are killer on her, don’t U agree??

The only thing she’s lacking is a smile. Why so serious, Shoshanna??

[Image via Lisa Toby/WENN.]

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Evander Holyfield "Apologizes" For Anti-Gay Remarks And Horse Punching

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Evander Holyfield apologized on twitter for his anti-gay remarks and his horse punchery!

Evander Holyfield has found himself in a bit of hot water lately.

All because he apparently doesn't have a verbal filter.

While on the UK's Celebrity Big Brother, Evander did two pretty dumb things: going on an anti-gay rant of ignorance and admitting to punching a pregnant horse in the face.

Wow… just wow.

Finally, he took to twitter to offer up an apology, writing:

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Baby Hippo Is Too Cute And Tiny To Look Directly At!

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Baby hippo born at UK zoo is super stupid cute!

Congrats to Marwell Zoo in the UK!

A super adorbz baby pygmy hippo was born on December 13th, weighing in at 13 pounds.

The 6-inch-tall baby girl is so super cute and so super tiny!!!

They've named her Gloria and it totally works because she's glorious!

Baby Gloria is important because she's part of the European Endangered Breeding Programme (EEP).

The Team Leader for Small Mammals at Marwell said:

"We think 'Gloria' really suits our new arrival. We wanted something that will fit well with her mum’s name ‘Wendy’ and we think they are great together!

Gloria has now had a swim with Mum and we are very happy with how it went. Keepers will always stand by to make sure she doesn’t get into trouble, but Wendy is very experienced and keeps a close eye on her at all times."

Awwww! That's so precious! Wendy is a great mama to little Gloria.

We are seriously about to charter a plane directly to this zoo just so we can press our face up against the glass of the hippo enclosure.

Too stankin' cute! Check out a video of the baby hippo just adorbzing around AFTER THE JUMP!!

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Evander Holyfield's Son Defends His Dad! Says He DOESN'T Hate Gays!

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evander holyfield ewin defends father anti gay big brother

It's not a question of whether or not Evander Holyfield hates gays after his extremely incorrect speech on Celebrity Big Brother UK about how he believes being gay is like being handicapped — and that a doctor can fix it.

(Watch his speech and the producers scold him HERE!)

You can be completely misinformed about gays and homosexuality without hating them, but it's still not very nice!

Evander Holyfield's son, Ewin, is defending his dad after his anti-gay comments and wants the world to know his dad

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