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Miley Cyrus & Borgore Make Bad Decisions In New Music Video!

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AH! It's been SO long!

Here it is…. a NEW Miley Cyrus music video!!!

We loved Mileybird and DJ Borgore's new party anthem Decisions, from the moment it vibrated out eager eardrums. The video for the sweet song is equally as yummy!

As promised the video features the new a improved untamed-er pop star getting down and dirty, around with XXX porn star, Jessie Andrews, unicorns, a goat, and a woman who smashes watermelons with her boobays!!!

WTF are you waiting for??

Make a good decision and PRESS PLAY (above) to see Mz. Cyrus and Mr. Borgore rock out and make out with some backed goods and a plastic unicorn head! (And we're pretty sure it's THIS straight up terrifying unicorn head!)

We love the weirdness of this video and the awesomeness of this beat.

We are SOOOO excited to hear what lady Cyrus has been cooking up for her own album!

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Pretty Little Liars Star Lucy Hale Is A Sexxxy Unicorn

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Pretty Little Liars Star Lucy Hale Is A Sexy Unicorn

What's the best kind of corn on Halloween? Candy corn?

Nope! Try Lucy Hale as a sexy unicorn! Whoa, gurl!

That's right, she went from Pretty Little Liars to My Little Pony in just 3 days! She tweeted:

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Miley Cyrus Makes Some Risque Decisions With Porn Star In New Music Video!

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Miley Cyrus is going from hot to XXX-HAUTE!

Plans are already underway for Miley to film a new music video, reportedly for a song called Decisions. But the real news came EXPLODING out this morning —Miley has tapped into the PORN biz to find her co-star!

Oh, and not just ANY skin flick chick either. Jessie Andrews, winner of AVN's Best Actress award this year, will be sexxxing up dancing next to Miley, in some steamy action!

But WAIT! There's more!

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Kate Upton, Babies, Puppies, Oh My!

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What's cuter than supermodel Kate Upton? Try cuddly babies!

What's cuter than babies? How about some playful puppies!

Or small woodland creatures??

And the adorable arms race doesn't stop there!

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Dickhead Fish Is Nature's Weirdo

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No, we're not insulting the fish.

It literally has a penis on its head.

Not like on top, like some sort of perverted unicorn sent down to pleasure/terrorize mankind.

The penis hangs under its chin.

But wait, it gets weirder.

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How To Make Unicorn Poop Cookies!

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For the lover of freaky things in your life!

Behold! A wondrous creation in homage to magical, mystical, beloved creature. These … are unicorn poop cookies. They are colorful. They are scrumptious. You're friends will love them until they figure out what they are called and then get slightly unnerved for the hottest of seconds.

But we think they are MARVELOUS! And if you agree, here is the recipe:

3/4 cup shortening
1 cup sugar
2 eggs
1/2 tsp. lemon flavoring or 1 tsp. vanilla
2 1/2 cups of flour
1 tsp. baking powder
1 tsp. salt

FUN STUFF:

Disco Dust, Rainbow
Wilton's Sparkle Gel, white
Rainbow Dragees
Star Sprinkles
Food Coloring, Standard + Neon

Mix well shorting, sugar eggs and flavoring, Blend flour, baking powder and salt; stir in. Before you put in the fridge, separate and color pieces of dough into any color your heart desires. Just make sure their is variety! Chill for an hour. Then, take the dough out, roll them out like snakes (think of preschool) and make lines of dough one right next to the other. (Make sure surface is floured!) Now, mold them into a poop shape - you heard us - and pop them into the oven! Viola, instant unicorn defecation!

You know you're going to try this!

Check out more detailed instructions on how to make unicorn poop cookies HERE!

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Kris Humphries Doesn't Believe In Divorce

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Kris Humphries Doesn't Believe In Divorce

Divorces are like unicorns to Kris Humphries: he doesn't believe in either of them.

But sadly, unlike unicorns, divorces DO exist in real life and he's having a hard time coming to grips with his own — mostly because he was blindsided by Kim filing this morning. We hear he's been telling friends he wanted to save the marriage and that all of the cheating is just a bunch of lies.

Also, we're hearing he's pretty "bummed" about it now that he knows she went and filed.

Chin up, Kris! Who knows what the next 72 days has in store for you??

PS — We wish unicorns existed! So majestic!! Ha

[Image via WENN.]

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