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Prince Harry's Peen To Enter The United States This May… But Will It RETURN To Sin City?!

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Rejoice!

Our royal brother from an English mother will RETURN to the United States for the first time since his salacious Las Vegas naked picture scandal!

Prince Harry will fly through our spacious skies and experience America's amber waves of grain this May, but rather than party it up with random girls in Sin City, it seems the cheeky ginger has more diplomatic plans in mind…

Like visiting areas in NY and New Jersey that were BADLY damaged by Hurricane Sandy!

The charitable Prince will also travel

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Experience "The Evolution Of Mom Dancing" With Jimmy Fallon And Michelle Obama HERE!

Could Michelle Obama BE any more badass?!

Seriously! This woman is our EFFING hero!

The First Lady of the United States has been hard at work promoting her "Let's Move" campaign, which combats the childhood obesity epidemic currently facing our country, and as though it weren't cool enough that she recently got Big Bird to come and help spread the important message at the White House, she has now outdone herself by participating in easily one of the most HIGHlarious skits ever performed on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon!

Ch-ch-check out the AH-MAY-ZNG - and frighteningly accurate - "Evolution of Mom Dancing" (above)!

Now if she would only have agreed to participate in "Let Us Play With Your Look!"

But that would have easily been too much for our hearts to handle, so we're glad she just focused in on "grocery shopping" and "where is your father?!" LOLz!

But seriously! That is so far from all, folks!

Find out about our FLOTUS' new hair-style, family life, Twitter usage and EVEN her first kiss…AFTER THE JUMP!!!

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Tina Turner Gives Up U.S. Citizenship For Switzerland! Will Live In Zurich Permanently!

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Tina Turner Leaves US For Switzerland

We guess the big wheel kept on turnin'! Because it brought Tina Turner all the way to Switzerland!

The What's Love Got To Do With It? diva has been living in Zurich for well over a decade, but she always kept her U.S. citizenship.

Well, now Tina is reportedly giving up The Best country in the world for what? Chocolate? And watches? And cheese? And knives? And skiing?

Man, Switzerland has a lot of cool stuff actually…

And Tina thinks so too! She's asking for full citizenship, which we hear the Swiss are only too happy to grant.

More like Tina Turns-her Back On America! JK! You should be allowed to hang your hat wherever you feel like it in this cray cray world!

Besides, where else would we keep a national treasure but in Zurich? LOLz!

[Image via WENN.]

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Americans Need Bigger Coffins Due To Obesity!

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This is a serious problem, you guys.

The obesity in America is really getting out of control.

The United States has the highest rate of obesity in the entire world. Right now, 35.7% of American adults are obese, as are 17% of our children!

So it's not all that surprising that we're requiring larger and larger coffins!

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Who Directed Bill Clinton To The Golden Globes??

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It's almost impossible to keep anything secret these days, much less to pull the strings of a former President of the United States!

It's the stuff conspiracy theories are made of. Who has enough power? Who stands to gain? Was there a second cameraman on the classy knoll?

Who was behind Bill Clinton's surprise presentation of Lincoln at Sunday's Golden Globes?

None other than…

…film director Steven Spielberg!

We guess after tackling a dead president, Steven wanted to see if he could direct a living one!

Apparently it was a genuine surprise for the entire house, as only

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Beyoncé, Selena Gomez, Will Ferrell & Other Celebs Ask YOU To Demand A Plan To Prevent Gun Violence! WATCH HERE!

After 26 lives were lost last week in Newtown, CT, no one can deny that our nation has a problem with violent crimes involving guns.

It's time that WE, the people of the Unites States, push to put an end to gun violence in our country.

Obviously, the goal is lofty, and arguably impossible. But if we don't at least TRY something different, if we don't come together and attempt to come up with an alternative plan, then nothing will ever change and we will become victims of our own inaction.

Beyoncé, Jessica Alba, Selena Gomez, Jennifer Aniston, Will Ferrell, Paul Rudd, Chris Rock, Ellen DeGeneres and Conan O'Brien, among MANY other celebrities, urge YOU to get involved with Demand a Plan to End Gun Violence, an organization sponsored by Mayors Against Illegal Guns (above).

Guns are purely convenient death-causing machines. Their only purpose is to cause pain. Why not do everything possible to rid ourselves of such items? Why not do everything possible to save lives?

It is imperative for the peaceful future of our society.

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Obama Says It's Time For A 'Conversation' About Federal Pot Laws

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President Barack Obama Marijuana Pot Law Conversation

President Barack Obama has a tough decision ahead.

The United States says marijuana is against the law, but Colorado and Washington say it'a legal there. So what is a POTUS to do?

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