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50 Shades Of Grey Whips Director Joe Wright Into Submission??!

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Oh goodie! If we can lock him down, maybe we're one step closer to having Ian Somerhalder play Grey! Fingers crossed!

The dominatrix movie magic is well on its way because Atonement director Joe Wright is being cornered to direct the 50 Shades of Grey film adaptation.

Settle down! Settle down!!!

Don't break out the paddles and bondage just yet!

No one has signed on the dotted line, but their are some LOUD whispers that Joe is "their man."

While the scandalous trilogy hasn't declared its stars and decorated writer Kelly Marcelli hasn't turned in a finished script , Universal Pictures chairman Adam Fogelson predicts the erotic delight could hit theaters as soon as 2014.

Is it just us or is this flick taking a painfully long time to make??!

We want our Christian Grey (aka Ian?!) and we want him NOW.

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Jurassic Park 4's Pterodactyl Wings Have Been Clipped Indefinitely!

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Sorry dino-lovers! Jurassic Park will be closed down for renovations for a little longer than expected!

Universal Pictures has killed the June 13, 2014 release date for the HIGHly anticipated Jurassic Park 4 in order to make the next installment of dinosaur mayhem as WILD as possible.

The studio explained:

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Pitch Perfect 2 Confirmed To Hit Theaters In 2015!!

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If there’s one thing the MTV Movie Awards' opening left us with, it’s our NEED for more Pitch Perfect.

But the Gods at Universal Pictures have answered our pleas with a confirmed 2015 release date for the HIGHlarious film’s sequel Pitch Perfect 2!!!

Yep, that’s right. Rebel Wilson and Anna Kendrick will — presumably — be returning to the musical big screen and make sweet, sweet music with the rest of the cast!

Head of Universal Pictures Adam Fogelson made the announcement today at CinemaCon, and we have to admit he couldn’t have timed it better — post Rebel’s stellar MTV hosting gig!

WE. ARE. STOKED.

Now, someone hand us a cup. We have a routine to learn.

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50 Shades Of Grey Exec Reveals Release Date, Swears ALL Three Books Will Get Made!

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Dust off your ball-gags and sterilize your anal beads — it's about to get kinky up in here!

Universal Pictures chairman Adam Fogelson recently revealed his company's timeline for bringing 50 Shades of Grey to theaters and, holy fuzzy handcuffs, this baby is coming soon!

Adam admitted

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50 Shades Of Grey Porno Flick One Step Closer To Reality! E.L. James Picked A Screenwriter!

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E.L. James can sleep soundly tonight!! Or as soundly as one could ever sleep atop bricks of gold bars, LOLz!!

50 Shades of Grey found a screenwriter!! Her name is Kelly Marcel!

Is Kelly the mastermind behind 9 1/2 Weeks?? Does she have experience writing Penthouse Letters?

Nope!

She wrote the upcoming nuanced Disney flick Saving Mr. Banks, starring Tom Hanks, Colin Farrell, and Emma Thompson!

Whoa! Talk about putting lipstick on a pit bull!

That's like bringing French artist Edgar Degas to a dive bar and commissioning him to draw eXXXotic stick figures on the door of the bathroom stall!

Don't class up our favorite piece of smut-fiction too much, Mizz Marcel!! The people would storm the gates of your castle if you didn't give them copious amounts of ball-gags and anal beads!

Universal Pictures, E.L., and producer Mike De Luca picked her for a reason, though, and they aren't worried. Mike praised her in a recent statement:

“Kelly’s work demonstrates her flawless structural technique and passionate commitment to emotion, humor and depth of character.”

Speaking of taking Ana Steele deep, can we has cheezburger Matt Bomer as Christian Grey now??!!

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