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CHRISTIAN GREY REVEALED! And Holy Geez Is He Ugly

Alexander Skarsgard Christian Grey CGI

Nooooooo!

Christian Grey is supposed to be a stunning mix of rugged, handsome manliness! The perfectly chiseled combination of power, sex appeal, and deviance!

Well, Dr. Faye Skelton is the mad scientist from University of Central Lancashire who aspired to create the perfect gentleman.

He failed.

This ~~unholy abortion~~ composite portrait of a man (above, left) is a computer generated synthesis of the greatest parts of today's hottest male celebs and the ideal candidate for Mizter Grey in a Fifty Shades film!

They combined Patrick Dempsey's eyes with Brad Pitt's jawline and David Beckham's face shape to create the most desirable amalgam imaginable.

It. Did. Not. Work.

In a statement, Dr. ~~Frankenstein~~ Skelton said:

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Kanye West Premieres New Single With PERFORMANCE ART! Projects New Slaves On 66 Buildings WORLDWIDE!

Kanye West may not have been having the best week - between the gay rumors, his latest temper tantrum, and a bruised up Lamborghini - but we have a feeling that with this weekend, all of that's about to change!

The sometimes-volatile yet supremely talented rapper has been hard at work recording his new album in Paris, and apparently, has few very creative, larger than life tricks up his sleeve for how he's going to begin its promotional campaign!

Which, of course, started last night, when he projected a video of himself performing his brand new single, New Slaves, onto the sides of 66 BUILDINGS LOCATED ALL OVER THE WORLD!

Ch-ch-check out to what the folks of Williamsburg, Brooklyn, were treated on the corner of Bedford and N. 7 (above)!

Apparently, the track features

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Madonna's MDNA Tour Gets Its First EPIX Teaser! Watch HERE!

ALL HAIL THE QUEEN, indeed! Madonna's absolutely MAGICAL MDNA World Tour is sadly just a beau...