Wednesday was time for an annual ritual, the day when the diamondback terrapins that live near JFK airport force one of the runways to close while they crawl across it to go lay their eggs.
Flights ended up only being delayed an hour and the 100 turtles were moved to a nice sandy spot so they can lay their eggs, so everything turned out fine.
Some people seem to think it's an unnecessary problem, but we say they were here first, we can give them an hour to procreate.
It may even remind NYCsters that we are all part of a bigger thing - and not every second needs to be spent advancing your career or social status!!!
Now if you'll excuse us, we have a conference call with the Kardashians.
[Image via WENN.]