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'I Do Not Want To Talk About The Pee Pee' — Alec Baldwin ROASTS Donald Trump's Press Conference On Saturday Night Live! Watch!

This is incredible!!!

Alec Baldwin has been teasing Donald Trump for months now, in addition to blasting the President-elect on Saturday Night Live, and last night, the actor did NOT hold back a steady stream of jokes and roasts for The Donald!!

Related: Are Record Labels Holding Out On Trump's Inauguration?!

In a cold open to the show (as you can watch on video, above), Baldwin rips Trump apart for his "pee pee parties," his connections to Russia, his hatred of journalists, and SO much more — and there's even a surprise appearance or two there, too!!

Ch-ch-check it out (above)!!

Trump didn't directly respond to Baldwin this time, but The Donald did tweet this (below) earlier in the evening on Saturday:

Hmmm… sure it is, Donald.

Related: Howie Mandel Calls Bullsh*t On Trump's Golden Shower Excuse

That's not it for SNL, though — here are all the rest of the best of the show highlights from last night (below):

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Chris Brown Kicked Out Of Ibiza Rental After Cops Find PEE & VOMIT Everywhere! Ew!

Gross gross gross gross.

Out of all the trouble Chris Brown has had with the law over the years, this one is definitely the grossest.

On Friday, the scandalized star was kicked out of the home he was renting in Ibiza after he totally trashed it… in some pretty disgusting ways.

The singer had been staying in the swanky pad for the last week of June, but refused to leave once his time was up.

So, the landlord called the cops to get the celeb out! However, when the police arrived, they reported that the house had been pretty badly damaged.

Related: Chris Goes On A Rant About Drama With His Publicist & Manager!

The police report revealed that the walls were all carved up. But what's worse is that someone apparently peed all over the bed, and there was vomit everywhere.

Gross!

Plus, the landlord say C.B. already owed $26K for the rent and, considering the condition of the house, he's now asking for around $60K.

But a source says the songsmith's rent issue was already settled, explaining that was a bank error on the landlord's part.

We just don't understand how anyone can pee and puke all over a house and not even bother to clean it up! What do U think, Perezcious readers?!

[Image via Chris Brown/Instagram.]

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Steve Harvey CANNOT Believe This Family Feud Contestant's Answer To What She's 'Gonna Pee All Over' — Watch!

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Urine for a treat with this one! Ha!

Steve Harvey is used to hearing ridiculous answers on Family Feud — sometimes, the same answer over and over again!

But one player seemed to be taking the piss out of the host after he asked the contestants to name something belonging to their ex that they might pee on to get revenge!

Video: Miss Colombia & Steve Address The Miss Universe Controversy!

And to spice things up, contestant Tamika said the answer that everyone was thinking!

Let's just say after hearing her answer, we'd never break up with Tamika! Then again after hearing this, we'd steer clear of her full stop!

Ch-ch-check out the clip (above) to hear what she said — and if she got it right!

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Nicki Minaj Vouches For Meek Mill’s Sobriety During Probation Hearing!

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Nicki Minaj is standing by her man.

As we reported, Meek Mill could face jail time for violating his probation after he traveled outside of Philadelphia WITHOUT permission.

Related: Nicki Minaj's Curves Are Out Of Control!

The All Eyes On You rapper was arrested in 2009 on drug and weapons charges, and even violated his probation once before in 2014.

Even with all of this legal turmoil, the 28-year-old has found a way to get himself into even MORE trouble!

Recently, the Philly-native had to submit a urine sample to the court. When the lab technician received it, it turned out to be water.

The musician — whose real name is Robert Rihmeek Williams — defended his specimen, saying he drinks a lot of water and protein shakes due to his fitness routine.

On Thursday, Minaj appeared in court and reiterated what her man said. She affirms that Williams does NOT do drugs and did NOT botch his urine.

Does the judge believe them?! Time will tell.

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Don't All Guys Pee In The Shower?

We do! And we thought all other dudes did too! Seems like we're wrong!

This plus hot topics on the latest episode of our podcast! Listen at http://Play.it/Perez and subscribe on iTunes to The PHP: Perez Hilton Podcast.

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Celebs Who've Peed Themselves!

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Leaders of the (uri)nation!

When you gotta go, you gotta go.

A-listers are no different!

From Kim Kardashian West peeing all over her spanx to Fergie doing it in concert, celebs are no strangers to totally wetting themselves!

Want to find out which of your favorite actors and musicians just couldn't find a bathroom in time?!

To see who's number one for number one…

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Guy Gets Blackout Drunk On Airplane, Pees On The Other Passengers In His Sleep! Flight Nightmare Come True!

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World, meet Jeff Rubin.

Mr. Rubin found himself passed-out drunk on a red-eye flight from Anchorage, Alaska to Portland, Oregon, when nature called.

[ Related: Watch This Crocodile Levitate Out Of A River! ]

And when nature calls… nature often can't be bothered with civilized, elitist things like, ya know, getting up and walking to the tiny airplane bathroom to take care of business.

So Jeff Rubin did what any self-respecting insanely drunk person would do:

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