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To all the Harry Styles and/or One Direction fans out there–don’t worry, it’s not as bad as it sounds! HA!!

Caroline Flack, who dated Harry for about three months over a year ago (and also hooked up with him on his birthday this year), was on a BBC Three show last night where she was told to throw bottles of piss at cut-outs of peoples faces. One of the faces was–yup, you guessed it–Harry Styles!!!

Now, our main questions here are: Was that real urine?? And if so, whose urine was it????

Also, you may notice while watching the video that one of the bottles totally bursts open and this so-called piss goes flying everywhere. Which begs the question, who is responsible for cleaning that???

Anyway, we’re sure they figured it out. Caroline looks healthy and happy and seemed to really REALLY enjoy participating in this show’s somewhat strange activity.

Ch-ch-check it out! (above)

Harry, thoughts???

Tags: bbc three, bottles, caroline flack, harry styles, one direction, piss, sweat the small stuff, urine

R. Kelly lost millions of dollars in a foreclosure auction of his Illinois home Monday!

He must be pissed!!

Then again, there are worse things in life than being pissed off! Being pissed on, for instance!

The Space Jam singer took out a $3.5 mil mortgage to build his crazy big dream crib back in '97, but he's been having trouble keeping up with his payments for over a year now!

Tags: 3.5 million dollars, auction, bankruptcy, for reals estate, foreclosure, house, illinois, music minute, r kelly, space jam, trapped in the closet, urine

Animal hoarding is so bad, you guys!

Not only is it really unsanitary and bad for your health, it's super cruel!

Unless you're a millionaire, with a huge staff and a zoo at your house, you shouldn't own 100 pets.

But a woman in Wright, New York did just that, keeping 99 cats in crates in her home.

She had another 67 dead cats in

Tags: animal abuse, charges, extreme cat hoarder, feces, poo, poo poo, sad, small, stank, stink, urine

There is an old Volturi saying: "It's better to be pissed off than to be pissed on."

Unfortunately, Bronson Pelletier is part of Team Jacob's pack and a few of Taylor Lautner's boys were never housebroken!!

And so it goes.

Bronson P. — get it?!? — will be forever remembered as the second-tier Twilight star who drunkenly peed on imprinted with the '70s carpeting at LAX, was sentenced by a judge today to two years probation and 52 court-ordered Alcoholics Anonymous meetings.

The actor insisted he was innocent… which is HIGHlarious, considering his shenanigans were caught on camera.

Re-watch the awkward moment where Bronson drunkenly whips out his twi-hard peen and hairy amazeballz to mark his territory at the airport…AFTER THE JUMP!

Tags: alcoholics anonymous, booze, bronson pelletier, kristen stewart, pee in public, peeing, probation, robert pattinson, sentencing, taylor lautner, team jacob, twihard, twilight, urine, volturi

We've heard of rockstars having drinking problems, but this is ridiculous!

In her new documentary My Crazy Beautiful Life, Ke$ha is really pushing the boundaries of good taste!

To hear the Blow singer tell it, the movie is even crazier than its name suggests! She says:

Tags: crazy, documentary, drank, family, kesha, little brother, urine

THIS celebrity is a famous actor, bro-vacationer, and public urination machine — who was caught being the latter at the Roosevelt Hotel right before zooming off in his car!

The most puzzling thing about this photo (above) is that he doesn't seem to mind at all that he's being photographed. The man most certainly does NOT have stage fright! LOLz!

The worst part of this is that we bet his car doesn't have a sink to wash his hands…

GROSS!

You'd think someone from Blade would be a little cooler than this! What would Wesley Snipes think??

Give up?? Find out who's watering the bushes… AFTER THE JUMP!!!

Tags: actor, gross, hotel, naked, owen wilson, pee, peeing, photo, public, stage, stephen dorff, urination, urine

Hashtag face-palm!

CAUTION: Young children, the easily nauseated, and anyone with a small tolerance for awkwardly bad accents are lame attention ploys — avert your eyes!!

On the list of things weird things Glenn Beck would do for $25k, dunking a President Obama bobble-head in a mason jar filled with urine is near the top!

Tuesday he proved as much on his ultra-conservative "news" show!

Ch-ch-check the master of mystery, well, something, pretending to be a French artiste while dunking a dashboard-sized version of our Commander-in-Chief into what he claims is a jar filled with his own pee pee (above.)

And then he had the audacity to hope he could sell his excrement for $25,000 online!!

Unfortunately for the enthusiastic bobble-head collector ready to shell out $11k, eBay's fine print prevents the sale of "bodily waste" and the auction was prematurely terminated.

Ugh! Glenn's ultra-conservative "news" show isn't exactly informing its viewers about the world around them!

A scathingly insightful critique of modern art and our Perezident's policies this was NOT!

Honestly, if Glenn's fail were any more epic, Homer would've worked it into one of his poems!

Tags: art, awkward, barack obama, ebay, epic poems, glenn beck, homer, mason jar, president, president obama, publicity stunt, urine