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Saturday Night Live Skewers The Vice Presidential Debate! Watch HERE!

Filed under: TV NewsSilly!PolitikPollsSaturday Night Live

Oh man!

Is it just us, or was Jason Sudeikis reaching 'Sean Connery on Celebrity Jeapordy' levels of HIGHlarity last night?!

The actor appeared as Vice President Joe Biden in Saturday Night Live's opening sketch last night, which skewered the Vice Presidential debate along with Taram Killam as Congressman Paul Ryan, and frankly, it was easily one of the best, most spot-on parodies we've seen from the late night series in quite some time!

Ch-ch-check it out (above)!

Oh, and just wait!

There's even

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Usain Bolt: Not Faster Than The Cheetah Robot!

Filed under: Tech TalkScience!Scary!

Oh man!

Imagine having one of THESE things chasing you down!

It's much more palatable to imagine Usain Bolt chasing you down — plus you'd have a .5 mph better chance of getting away!

This thing is insane — and an absolutely huge can of nightmare fuel!

Watch (above) at your own risk!!

LOLz!

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Usain Bolt: Long Jump In Rio 2016??

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Usain Bolt Long Jump Olympics

Oh shooooooooot!

Usain Bolt might be entering the long jump for Rio 2016!

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Bruce Jenner Thinks Usain Bolt Is Out Of His Mind

Filed under: Etc.FitnessOlympics

Jenner V Bolt

Bruce Jenner has been called the greatest athlete of all time — and it was a title earned and given to him.

Usain Bolt gave the title to himself.

See the difference? Bruce does!

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Usain Bolt Is A Smuggler!

Filed under: Silly!RunningOlympics

Usain Bolt has gotten into the smuggling business, due to oppressive Olympic security rules.

Though, it's not drugs. Or foreign fruit. Or weapons.

We're talkin' jump ropes.

LOLz!

Hear all about his plan (above)!

What a ridiculous rule! Go Usain!

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Usain Bolt Gets Weed Named After Him!

Filed under: DrugsWacky, Tacky & TrueOlympics

Usain Bolt Weed

Usain Bolt: smoking the competition on the track and in your mom's basement.

LOLz!

It's true — Usain has had a strain of weed named after him!

California weed shops (the ones that are still open) are now selling a strain of weed named after the fastest man on the planet.

Apparently it's named after him because it's so "fast-hitting." Clever.

We wonder if he'll ever try it!

[Image via AP Images.]

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Usain Bolt Doesn't Like The Weird Olympic Rules!

Filed under: RunningOlympics

Usain Bolt Rules

It's less about what they're doing on the track, and more about getting TO the track, when we say that Usain Bolt is fed up with Olympic rules.

Mainly, the security lines!

There's no skipping the huge lines, even if you ARE the fastest man on the planet!

Here's what he said they did to him right before he had to run:

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