No matter how insistent this adorably confused reporter is, that is NOT a new breed of mushroom.
In fact, it's a rubber vagina. Which isn't THAT far off (act like you've never eaten a mushroom that's been wrongly cooked), but still, different enough that nobody would want to consume it!
Or maybe they would, there ARE some weirdos out there! Ha!
Check out the LOLtastic video (above)!