He starts us off with a scandalous story involving a Martin Sheen — a.k.a. President Bartlet, a.k.a. his pops — credit card and some Sin City hookers!!
Then he explains exactly what it would take to get him on the American Idol judge's panel this season!
You especially need to ch-ch-check out the interview (above) to find out what made Chuck finally deactivate his Twitter account!!
Sadly, he never specifies which phone carrier he used while tweeting from the depths of Bree Olson's vaginal cavity!
We know Sprint doesn't have 4G coverage that comprehensive!!